Battery Charging

[Mesquite]

Hmm, what about Tunnocks other fine comestibles like their inestimable wafers?

Which tunnocks caramel wafers do you refer to, blue or red ?

 

[Goatboy]

Which tunnocks caramel wafers do you refer to, blue or red ?

Oooo the plain chocy ones. Used to be a Tunnocks clearance shop.along from where I used to live. Sold big bags of broken/2nds for pennies. Used to keep the staff going for ages after a visit, just placed in a big jar in the staff room for folk to munch on.

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

 

[Pandabean]

I will need to get my Scottish money changed into jaffa cakes instead of English notes before I head down.


Already starting to stockpile:

 

[crosslandkelly]

I will need to get my Scottish money changed into jaffa cakes instead of English notes before I head down.


Already starting to stockpile:

Make sure they're the real McVities, and not that counterfeit stuff.

 

[Pandabean]

Make sure they're the real McVities, and not that counterfeit stuff.

Counterfeit stuff?...why would I do that? I am an honest Scotsman.

 

[Mesquite]

Oooo the plain chocy ones.

So what's the exchange rate for red and blue then?

I'm reckoning 2 jaffa cakes to one red and 4 jaffa's to a blue at the very least

 

[Mesquite]

I will need to get my Scottish money changed into jaffa cakes instead of English notes before I head down.


Already starting to stockpile:

Don't let Cameron see you stockpile or you'll be cake less in next to no time

 

[Pandabean]

Don't let Cameron see you stockpile or you'll be cake less in next to no time

Haha true. We will have to eat them all before he gets up.

I have found an item that instantly increases the value of the jaffa cakes. Well it works up here, not sure about down south.

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[Goatboy]

So what's the exchange rate for red and blue then?

I'm reckoning 2 jaffa cakes to one red and 4 jaffa's to a blue at the very least

I reckon that sounds about right.

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

 

[ged]

I suppose taking a spare battery is no fun?

 

[mousey]

A spare battery??

Where's the sense in that?

What can you trade a spare battery for?

Nah much better to have the spare biscuits!

Plus spare biscuits are lighter and probably have more energy.

 

[ged]

... spare biscuits are lighter and probably have more energy.

I've never, ever, carried a spare biscuit.

 

[Midnitehound]

I've never, ever, carried a spare biscuit.

How many spare biscuits does it cost for a spare tyre? Hang on, let me just count them up!

 

[greg.g]

Glad i just read this. I have been putting some bits a side getting ready, but i did not realise the importance of jafa cakes.
I will have to reorganise my packing

 

[Midnitehound]

Glad i just read this. I have been putting some bits a side getting ready, but i did not realise the importance of jafa cakes.
I will have to reorganise my packing

Remember they are worth more if they are served chilled, nothing like cold hard cash. Oh and Jafa cakes are the counterfeit ones, Jiffa cakes are only good to pay for cleaning. Authentic Jaffa cakes have a cereal on the bottom.

 

[mountainm]

Authentic Jaffa cakes have a cereal on the bottom.

What, like a rice crispy, or a cornflake maybe?

 

[Midnitehound]

What, like a rice crispy, or a cornflake maybe?

I believe it is wheat.

Oh and SPAM is a currency this year though not necessarily universally accepted at all outlets or is that inlets? I'm bringing 9 cans so I have acquired a refridgerated safe for insurance and assurance purposes.

 

[crosslandkelly]

This is a Jaffa Cake, these are counterfeit.
This is the fifty Jaffa coin. And this is the work of the devil.


Remember, the

 

[greg.g]

Would it be possible (or edible) to combine spam and Jaffa cakes in a bushcraft style kebab
Oh, the wife asks if malted milks would be an accepted currency?

 

[sunndog]

Nowt wrong with aldi jaffa cakes.........there, i'v said it