It's the copper that gets on my goat, the only thing he's done so far is use his gob to lecture and pontificate and even a lot of what he says is hypocritical!
He'd be dessert.
Off topic slightly, but does anyone recall a survival show from probably the 90's which aired on BBC2 where they took a team of ordinary joe's into a different survival situation each episode? I dimly recall one episode where they were effectively washed off a Spanish mountain by torrential rain, and another where the caught a shark by leaving a huge baited hook and chain on the beach over night and when the tide retreated there was a sizeable beast attached?