Long pig recipes for the genuine teotwawki survivalist....

[IanM]

But you all must have read "To Serve Man" by Damon Knight.

 

[21st century pict]

For one thing they are far too salty and anyway its agents the law.....especially If you get caught.
PS its Barolo.


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[Huon]

But you all must have read "To Serve Man" by Damon Knight.

Yep!

Call me sick but I've frequently thought about this one. I find the occasional get fit/lose weight threads on forums like this one and BB to be particularly fruitful when it comes to working out which part of the country I want to make into my hunting preserve.

EDIT: I've just discovered the T-shirt size poll - wonderful!

:evilangel:

 

[21st century pict]

Wouldn’t you still be just that wee bit ****** off if you found out there was even just a wee bit horse meat in one of Sweeney's pies ? ...

Suprarenal chew anyone ?

 

[21st century pict]

This will sort out the men from the sociopath’s.

Simon sez, everyone here put up your hand if you have ever preformed a premortem ?.

 

[ReamviThantos]

This will sort out the men from the sociopath’s.

Simon sez, everyone here put up your hand if you have ever preformed a premortem ?.

Not performed but been present at one, am i still ok?

 

[Bushwhacker]

What's it called when you chew your own scabs?

 

[ReamviThantos]

What's it called when you chew your own scabs?

Eh rather odd? But then again were they subtly spiced?

 

[21st century pict]

Not performed but been present at one, am i still ok?

Only if you're Sawney Bean.

 

[ReamviThantos]

Only if you're Sawney Bean.

are any of the Bean clan still around do you know, and where do they live so i can steer well clear.

 

[TurboGirl]

....I'm prepared to extend that to country folk too but normally I find the defects caused by inbreeding a bit off-putting

G'wan with you, we have soooo many more digits for the finger bowl

 

[Goatboy]

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[Huon]

G'wan with you, we have soooo many more digits for the finger bowl

Twiglets!

 

[santaman2000]

This thread remends me of the "Great Donner Banquet."

 

[Ogri the trog]

Ladies and Gentlemen

You can all see that I have been through the thread and removed a number of unacceptable posts.

If you want to continue posting sick jokes, I strongly suggest that you do so on another forum. Every member here knows that we try our best to remain family friendly and acceptable to all. Those of you that have had posts removed are to consider the action as a warning not to repeat their errors.

Your understanding is appreciated

Ogri the trog
Forum Moderator

 

[TurboGirl]

You can all see that I have been through the thread and removed a number of unacceptable posts.........
Your understanding is appreciated

I'm kinda surprised the thread survived, tbh, Ogri, it must have been a hard call for you mods and I for one, am filled with admiration for you folksies, having to herd us wayward cats! Done with grace and sensitivity, as so often.... now if you can get that awful ITEOFWAWKI song out of my head, THAT would be even more appreciated

 

[ReamviThantos]

Thank the gods for a sense of humour and the common sense of sensible moderation.

 

[boatman]

Obviously as a Mod you can do whatever you want but it is a bit rich to claim that those jokes would offend against the family nature of the forum when I bet that every one of those jokes were learnt in people's childhood and repeated to each other when children. Who then could be offended except those looking to take offence?

 

[ReamviThantos]

It's more about being seen to be doing the moderators job Boatman, once people think it's a free for all,as with risque jokes however common place, that's when the moderation has to become more draconian. People could say the same about swearing. i like to have it as it is full of humour but to keep big brother placated to stay away.

 

[Andy BB]

I just don't understand you lot - I post a serious and potentially life-saving topic, and some of you make a joke about it.................

For example, not one suggestion as to how long you need to cook zombie flesh to kill off the zombie-making pathogen? We really need answers to these critical issues.