There's so many things that could happen when out in the bush that I don't even think about it any more. Be careful, prepare as best you can, enjoy life and take things as they come.
Fear of testicular torsion
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Elen Sentier
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Sounds horrendous, but my biggest worry is normally slashing my femoral artery. Elbows on knees boys and girls
Mine too ... but then I don't ave the other problem
Elen Sentier
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Ever wish you hadn't opened a thread ? ?
Sorry Gentlemen, I'll leave you to it.
atb,
M
Good chuckle ...
Ever wish you hadn't opened a thread ? ?
Sorry Gentlemen, I'll leave you to it.
atb,
M
and here's me thinking you were here to offer a helping hand.
There's a thousand and one things you could worry about if you set your mind on things that could happen or you could get,chances are they never will,get out and enjoy yourself dont worry about things that could happen.
Tried to read the Wikipedia article but started feeling sick.
Something like this happened to a guy I lived with. He did nothing more than get out of bed. They used under the more common technical term of "twisted ******* ".
I did wake up with severe pain one night and somehow instantly flipped myself over onto my front without using my hands or legs :yikes: at which point the pain started subsiding.
Something like this happened to a guy I lived with. He did nothing more than get out of bed. They used under the more common technical term of "twisted ******* ".
I did wake up with severe pain one night and somehow instantly flipped myself over onto my front without using my hands or legs :yikes: at which point the pain started subsiding.
It made me think of this:
[video=youtube;nQSk0CYPvwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE[/video]
:[video=youtube;nQSk0CYPvwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE[/video]
Ever wish you hadn't opened a thread ? ?
Sorry Gentlemen, I'll leave you to it.
atb,
M
and the title wasn't a clue?
Made me think of this
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hahaha, pmsl at this. Poor bugger. Mine have just disappeared looking at this arrrrrgh!
Wow the ladies are being kind to us blokes on this one. Had it once driving alongside Loch Lomond at a twisty bit - all I could do to stop myself stuffing the car into a tree. Have seem it on the rugby pitch, down they go like they've been poleaxed. Oh Mr Fenna, I hated Whilians harness or Patented B*## Crusher as it was known. A swami belt made from garrotte wire. Vandeen, the story always makes us chaps wince but I don't think it's physically possible.
And the next time a lady says that childbirth is more painful ask her this. "You think it's more painfull than a guy getting a kick in the fork?" She'll say "Yes". To which you can turn to a male friend and ask if he'd like to be kicked there for a second time in his life. An emphatic "NO" will resound, but ladies are always willing to have a second kid. I think they're making it all up how painful it is. But it's easy really, but they want that "mystery" around the whole thing.
And the next time a lady says that childbirth is more painful ask her this. "You think it's more painfull than a guy getting a kick in the fork?" She'll say "Yes". To which you can turn to a male friend and ask if he'd like to be kicked there for a second time in his life. An emphatic "NO" will resound, but ladies are always willing to have a second kid. I think they're making it all up how painful it is. But it's easy really, but they want that "mystery" around the whole thing.
Aye hence my "urban myth" questioning, I started to feel a little queasy trying to work out if it were possible :aargh4: the pain!!!!
:You_Rock_ With a quote like that yours must be the size of space hoppers!!! I await the retaliation
Hmmmm....
I've been present at the birth of both my kids and call me weak but if I could choose I'd opt for the kick in the balls any day.
I agree with Goatboy to the point where ripping,tearing and stitches occur during childbirth, now thats gotta hurt. With this in mind, i'd go for the swift kick to the goolies
I agree with Goatboy to the point where ripping,tearing and stitches occur during childbirth, now thats gotta hurt. With this in mind, i'd go for the swift kick to the goolies
Ahhh but no-one gives you gas and air while being kicked!!!
okenest:Which is what I'm gonna get if I don't put my hands up and say kidding. Was just having a giggle - carefully mind as my own stitches are still healing.
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