Blatant Bushcraft?

[nige7whit]

Already considering the idea of building a bow drill from scratch in the market square solely for the purpose of lighting a cigarette...

Pick a smoking area... It doesn't stipulate exactly what you're allowed to smoke, you might get away with a small campfire, until the jobsworths find a clause in their manual,

 

[Daegurth]

take some sticks, enough fuel to light a smudge fire, some beef or salmon and a knife.

now THAT'S smoking!

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

still waiting to see some balls!

 

[tytek]

still waiting to see some balls!

Snow balls???

 

[Chopper]

still waiting to see some balls!

That is a very dangerous thing to say on here!

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

I want to see some BIG BALLS NOW!!!!

otherwise I'll have to assume I'm the only one with balls!

 

[Front Room Woodlander]

Aye, three pages of comments and not many pictures.

 

[Pandabean]

Will this do:

http://www.legaljuice.com/snow ball snowball maker.jpg

Would do a search for a funny one but putting balls into google at work may not be the best of ideas.

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

OK since no one has come up with any Blatant Bushcrafting photo evidence at all,

I hereby claim the title:

KING Blatent Bushcrafter!
That's Right RAPPLEBY2000 rules!!!!​

you bunch of slack bladdered wussies!

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

sad really, not a single challenge.

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

no one even contesting it?

 

[armie]

no one even contesting it?

<whispering> we dare not raise our voice to your Majesty </whispering>

 

[Landy_Dom]

Bear with me - I'll see if I can give you a run for your money

Dom.

 

[tytek]

Why doesn't someone set up camp in their local IKEA and start making hobo stoves out of their drainers and get a brew on???

I'd give it 5 mins before you were frog marched out but it would be funny as hell!!!

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

VVVVVVVV
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G G

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well my loyal subjects,
if you dare to rise to my majestic throne?





(doubt it though, it seems to be a lot of hot air!)




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[m.durston]

i was down the lakes today (in st albans) and they have frozed over enough to walk on.
i considered setting up a tarp and brew somehow somewhere near the middle but after hearing the ice crack for the umteenth time i chickened out lol
never fear i will think of something.....

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

m.durston: i was down the lakes today (in st albans) and they have frozed over enough to walk on.
i considered setting up a tarp and brew somehow somewhere near the middle but after hearing the ice crack for the umteenth time i chickened out lol

:yikes::yikes::yikes:
The King say-eth unto you,....you Dipstick!:twak:


I am not responsibl-eth if thou-est,
is a twaat or you get Arrest-eth!

Neither Is the king responsible for your life-eth,
or resulting mental health arrangements​

sorry mate, seriously, you not getting away with that!

Just for the record, any camps on ice on lakes/rivers/ dams anywhere "stupid" or "life threatening" will not be accepted.


If you didn't know already, though i suspect you do, if you fall through ice you could be looking at certain death! no joke!

please, no one else talk about near misses like that or the thread will get locked!

 

[launditch1]

You worry me sometimes...

 

[Dougster]

That Buck Palace thing has got me thinking........

I have a contact.

 

[TallNHairyDave]

Oh, my word.

Just found this thread.

UTTERLY BRILLIANT.

Hmm... I have a couple of ideas