Blatant Bushcraft?
- Thread starter RAPPLEBY2000
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I saw this Jackass program the other day, so I'm wondering if this is serious or a wind up
Read the thread from the beginning
you'll see I started the challenge, no joke,
you'll also find I have done it already 3 times!!!!
jack bottom would set up a tarp then ride a shopping trolley through it!
not the same!
The world is your oyster mate! read the whole thread for some ideas
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Just thought you might like your error pointed out to you o' one.
In a bit,
Dave
My kingdom...My spelling-eth!
leave this place-eth and never return!!!
Sorree abowt beeying Blatent abowt it, I Hayte beeying Blatent but that's just how it is!
(sort that lot out!)
I just thought it was meant to be a play on words like Blatent and thought that BlaTarp would be more appropriate!!!!!!
A cloak your majesty? sorry I didn't bring one but that is my horse and cart waitingeth
Colin
A cloak your majesty? sorry I didn't bring one but that is my horse and cart waitingeth
Colin
My kingdom...My spelling-eth!
leave this place-eth and never return!!!
Sorree abowt beeying Blatent abowt it, I Hayte beeying Blatent but that's just how it is!
(sort that lot out!)
Yes O'your blatentness-eth, I shalt depart-eth, forthwith-eth.
RAPPLEBY2000, Love this thread, give me 7 days and i'll see if my pics are worthy of your challenge....
Many people-eth have said these words!
I say unto you,
"Thou-est proof, shall be in Thou-est Pudding"!
I say unto you,
"Thou-est proof, shall be in Thou-est Pudding"!
I'm late coming into this thread but having had a word with a chum today I have a fiendish plan which when it comes to fruition shall smit this so called king. Be afraid rappley, be very very afraid. MWAHAAAAHAAAA!
I would be afraid-eth if I'd seen a single attemt-eth!
Nay, one says, one thinks one shall be King for some time yet!
It had better be good!
IF it comes off, it will be. Its looking 50/50 at the moment.
BOD
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Remember the rules are set and interpreted by HBM (His Bushcraft Majesty)
Can't remember them all but I think you need a tarp, pot, fire (made by bowdrill) and you must carve a trystick and you must wear OD or camo.
Many people have said the same!
still waiting though!HBM (His Bushcraft Majesty)......Hm I like this-eth a lot!
Bod your death will be quick and painless
the rules are:
1. a tarp/poncho/basha/ must be up.
2. a cooker/stove must be visible.
3. a mug/cup/zebra billy/mess tin must be visible.
4. a bush hat (would be preferable) but is not essential.
DO NOT: camp in a dangerous place, i.e. on a frozen lake/ train lines/ road/ no holding up traffic, etc etc.
DO NOT: camp somewhere you will be arrested for(use your own discretion).
DO NOT: blame or even mention BCUK if it all goes wrong and you have to explane your actions to a policeman/security guard/soldier! we don't know you!
DO NOT: do it in front of a CCTV camera.....please check!
other rules:
It has to be blatant
head to foot in DPM, with a DPM balaclava, behind a DPM basha, covered in leaves won't cut it!
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