The grouse. Walking through the forest, I've actually had them run between my feet. Some days, every last dang one of them is made of rubber.
Other days, I get them all. Usually shoot IC and Mod with 7 1/2 shot. 1oz trap loads in the 12 is lots, 3/4oz in the 20 works OK.
So dense, I could hardly see my feet. Step and stop. Ruffed Grouse jumped up in front of me, flew straight away, easy shot, yes?
Shouldered the 12 very quickly and didn't do it properly. The recoil drove my thumb knuckle back into my cheek bone beneath my right eye.
I saw more stars than the Hubble Space Telescope.
It was a bitter windy cold winter day in a pea field, dekes out, waiting for the Canada geese. Here they come.
Shooting the 3.5" Benelli with 1.5oz BBB steel shot. Hot (1550fps?) loads. Got 2/3 shots and knew that I had hurt myself with the first shot.
Let the air out of a 20lb Canada goose and they fly like bricks, usually breaking apart when they hit the ground.
Bed time that night, bicep felt a little sore. Looked in the mirror = through my insulated parka, my wool sweater and my shirt,
the recoil had pounded the pattern of my waffle-weave insulating underwear into my arm.
Laugh if you want, I still find it funny.