Words of wisdom

[Stringmaker]

Never feed your cat anything which doesn't match the colour of your carpet...

 

[petrochemicals]

Bear Grills starts off in the Stuch and goes to safety, morons start in safety and try to get into stuch. Follow the Grills my son, Follow the Grills(think about it !)

 

[Swallow]

When you separate what you are feeling from what you are thinking, you have made a fundamental mistake.

 

[blacktimberwolf]

Once you have accepted your own mediocrity, you can better appreciate it in others.

 

[blacktimberwolf]

Never share a tent with someone who had baked beans for supper.

 

[Biker]

Some quotes I've found on Farcebook over time and liked (sorry if it's overkill, there's just too many to choose from) -

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Grammar: The difference between knowing your sh1t and knowing you're sh1t.

"Let's eat grandma!" "Let's eat, grandma!" Punctuation also saves lives.

Tomorrow: A mystical place where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

When writing the story of your life, don't let someone else hold the pen.

I don't trust dog walkers, they're always the ones that find the bodies. I'm no Detective... just saying.

Some days the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

I know the voices aren't real... but man, do they come up with some great ideas!

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid... I thought you already knew.

If I had a pound for every time I was distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.

I'm feeling a bit overworked and under intoxicated.

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

There are two basic rules to success... #1 Never reveal everything you know.

 

[Bushwhacker]

A favourite of mine: If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.

 

[crosslandkelly]

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul, can always rely on the support of Paul.
GB Shaw.

 

[Big Stu 12]

For me...

One Life.... Live it

 

[Hile_Troy]

Plan for the worst, hope for the best. Reality is usually somewhere in between.

It is as possible for a man to know something without having been to school, as it is for a man to have been to school and yet, know nothing.
'Tom Jones by Henry Fielding'

The glass is neither half full, nor half empty. It is the wrong-sized glass.

There is no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes.

Aint it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so quiet
Bob Dylan - Visions of Johanna.
Neither inspirational or particularly happy, I just think it is an exceptionally beautiful way of describing how things are noisier in the dark. An experience we've all had at some point I would have thought.

My final thought is (I think) from the comedian Michael Mcintyre on the subject of offering your seat to a (apparently) pregnant woman on the bus/ train:
I'd rather see a pregnant lady standing up, than a fat woman sat down crying

 

[British Red]

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent (Isaac Asimov)

I will counter that with

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf

 

[Biker]

I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep. It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

 

[blacktimberwolf]

Politicians are like babie's nappies, you have to change them regularly & for the same reason.

 

[blacktimberwolf]

Weather forecasting is a science which allows you to know what the weather should have been.

 

[Harvestman]

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.

 

[blacktimberwolf]

The only difference between adults & children is the price of their toys.


Don't forget you are unique.........................like everyone else.

 

[Goatboy]

Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader.
He is both Aslan, Zeus and Hannibal…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

 

[Silverback 1]

The wise man speaks because he has something to say, the fool because he has to say something. ...... Plato

Peace is that glorious moment in history when everyone stands around reloading .........Thomas Jefferson.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.....Tacitus.

 

[crosslandkelly]

Seek freedom, and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline, and find your liberty.

Fremen saying.

 

[petrochemicals]

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.....Tacitus.

Is that a themed statement ?