What would you put in room 101?

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Bushy - The lack of access/permission to so much bushcraft-suitable land.

Non-bushy - People. The only species that I don't like is unthinking man, Homo insapiens. I make exceptions for individuals, but not many of them.

(and yes, I'm aware that the problem is actually me, not everyone else :rolleyes: )
 
Bushy - Corporate Bushcraft/Survival type schools! Blooming awful. Usually fronted by someone who looks like a cross between Rambo and Jim Morrison, assisted by an Army Barmy DPM wearing type. Skinning rabbits (no thanks).. Make a shelter from mud (not for me).. Jump on the Bushcraft bandwagon and charge people a fortune to catch a cold!!
Rant over

Non bushy - A long list indeed... Mostly lazy people. And Sun readers.
 
Bushy - The lack of access/permission to so much bushcraft-suitable land.

Non-bushy - People. The only species that I don't like is unthinking man, Homo insapiens. I make exceptions for individuals, but not many of them.

(and yes, I'm aware that the problem is actually me, not everyone else :rolleyes: )

I'm with you on that one Harvestman.
 
All non-bushy ones I'm afraid...

Extending dog leads: Especially the folk that allow their dog to be constantly at full extension even when walking on a pavement or path so that you end up tripping over it/getting wrapped up in it.

Umbrellas: Particularly the ones which are used as battering rams in busy streets/shopping areas where the user only has a view of the ground and uses it to barge their way through the crowd. Just get some ruddy waterproofs...some of them pack down smaller than a brolly does.

People with extending dog leads and umbrellas deployed simultaneously:....ARRRGH!!!
 
Old one from my collage years, Idiots who poach pheasants out of season in the laying pens with a air rifle who then either leave them in the said pen or dump them in a public area like a lay by or foot path.

Work related, HP Openview.
 
Hammocks
Trangias
Bushcraft celebrities
Bushcraft uniform
Anything unnecessarily attached to the outside of a rucksack
Unnecessary bans (foxhunting, handguns etc)
Bankers
Smart phones
Any computer goods, phones or software whose name begins with a lower case i
Excessive ebay and paypal fees
Parcelforce customs charges

I could go on for ever...
 
Hammocks
Trangias
Bushcraft celebrities
Bushcraft uniform
Anything unnecessarily attached to the outside of a rucksack
Unnecessary bans (foxhunting, handguns etc)
Bankers
Smart phones
Any computer goods, phones or software whose name begins with a lower case i
Excessive ebay and paypal fees
Parcelforce customs charges

I could go on for ever...

I quite like trangias

I am with you on all the rest though!
 
Bushy....Kelly Kettle, Just don't like em.

Non Bushy.... Ignorant people with umbrellas that don't look where they're going.
 
Work / Internet related - DON'T PUT SIMPLE INFORMATION IN A .PDF FILE JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN, SINGLE PAGE DOCUMENTS / FAQ's / INSTRUCTIONS & 99.9% OF THINGS IN PDF FILES HAVE NO NEED TO BE A PDF!

CONSIDER YOUR SELF WARNED INTERNET!!!!!

/rant
 
I've noted all entries and am setting out on the task of gathering them all up for disposal into the room of fire.

I think I'll start with a nice Russian made poison tipped umbrella and get the dog walkers with the retractable leads first then I'll wrench their iphones from their dead hands and stamp on them.

Afraid I can't comply with the Trangia destruction though as I do like mine.
 
Didnt know the TV show was back on until today. Like Frank skinner but bring back Paul Merton. So room 101 in room 101.
 

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