In fact all plastic and metal Sporks!
Be a bushcrafter - carve one!
Bang on, John
I'm almost embarrassed to admit owning one but the Bear Grylls knife (Paul Bailey made). It was horrifically expensive, had no edge, remains impossible to sharpen, has a very uncomfortable handle - an allround design disaster area.
IMHO anything bearing the name (no pun intended) of Bear Grylls should be consigned to the dustbin...