Item now withdrawn from sale.....
It was a bit of a joke that's gone awry and to be honest if I'd known it would go this far I wouldn't have bothered in the 1st place. Sincerest apologies to all those who felt strongly about it and it's now all gone.....
On the positive side though...... I have a bit of string worth £92....
Dave if I'd of been there at the time, I'd of been laughing with you. I know there was no foul intended, I just think it's one of those times when a joke runs a bit too far. But you've done the right thing pulling it.