It's starting again .....

[wanderingblade]

My pitch for next year:

One House
12 Housemates
1 Black Mamba
1 Locked and barred door.

Open door after 16 weeks and hand the prize to whoever has not gone green.

 

[Mikey P]

I prefered the film Dead Set where they all got what they deserved

Oh now, yes! That was fantastic! Very witty Charlie Brooker script (he is one of the most sarcastic, acidic TV critics there is) and well filmed and acted. Did you note that they'd used the music from '28 Days Later'?

 

[Walks with dogs]

I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that the show exists , or the fact people watch it.

I sometimes find sleep difficult so turn on the TV and flip channels for 1/2 an hour ( you never know, there may be something outdoorsy on). One night I was amazed to see a group of housemates asleep actually being broadcast for entertainment purposes -which just struck me as ironic.

 

[SimonM]

Never watched it, but I have a plan for next season.

Film it in a film set that can be light controlled.

Each day move all the clocks forwards my 30 minutes and alter the time of "sun rise" & "sun set".

Really mess with their body clocks. That way, hopefully no one will apply for the next season and it will all end!

Simon

 

[Pandabean]

I didn't realise it was back until last night when I was listening to the TV while in the kitchen and I heard the theme for it. I wish they would hurry up and end the damn thing.

Or how about making it more interesting by having them locked in completely and pretending that swine flu has started to kill everyone or turned them into zombies, then see how they react.

Or have a Thunderdome event each week instead of voting people off.Two men enter, one man leaves.


Meh...we can only dream.

 

[Asa Samuel]

SWMBO tried the "I always watch at least the first one" but luckily we watched something else

I think I might be free of it this year.

 

[Asa Samuel]

I didn't realise it was back until last night when I was listening to the TV while in the kitchen and I heard the theme for it. I wish they would hurry up and end the damn thing.

Or how about making it more interesting by having them locked in completely and pretending that swine flu has started to kill everyone or turned them into zombies, then see how they react.

Or have a Thunderdome event each week instead of voting people off.Two men enter, one man leaves.


Meh...we can only dream.

Or even better, infect them all with swine-flu and the last one standing gets treatment!

 

[steveme]

Hopefully the implications of this ruling:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6424331.ece

will spell the end of it all as wannabe z-listers demand the same rights as employees on 'real' TV shows, the question is : will the time slots of defunct reality tv shows be filled with original programming or repeats/imported sit-coms?

 

[Purdy Bear]

You have my deepest sympathies. I cant complain as Iv watched the Apprentice for the last few weeks, but thats over on Sunday.

I do get lots of business advice of what not to do, and continually giggle at the mistakes of the so called top of their league.

You should see my idea for a new chocolate - its just brilliant (Im a tad biased me thinks LOL)!

 

[locum76]

in the interest of science i watched the first episode (and will only watch the first episode). I can confirm there were no bushcrafters amongst the cast.

 

[beachlover]

Soon to be replaced by a new reality "house" once Alan Sugar does the deal with El Gordo and "The Cabinet" becomes the funniest and quickest changing cast ever.

 

[Rob Tangtent]

well i love it, its the best show on!

joking joking.

sorry

 

[Iona]

Funny innit, I forgot it even existed til I saw this thread, and remembered previous years pain having been trapped in a room with it... And yet here we are, a bunch of bushcrafty outdoors types, chatting away about it online.

IT HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! Be afaid, be VERY afraid...

 

[hiho]

thank god iv'e got me own room

 

[sandsnakes]

Shewie,

At least you now know the most ignorant barking mad ones are all locked up togther in one room!

If you think about as a form of prison sentance for being mad enough to want to take part, it all makes sense.

Sandsnakes

 

[maddave]

Don't get me started !!!

 

[andybysea]

Jeez, my misses put this on tonight, my god if that lot are meant to reflect society, im glad i have a hobby which leads me to be on my own alot.

 

[hiho]

stick itv 2 on at 7pm tomorrow and you've got the american version of im a celebrity.....

 

[Mesquite]

Thank God I divorced a wife who had to watch every soap going and, from what the kids tell me, is as equally obsessed with BB as the soaps.

I made damn sure the little wifey I'm married to now agrees with me that such things are utter garbage and don't deserve to be watched.

 

[drewdunnrespect]

lithril i fully agree with big bro being a pile of (and your wordding) but the world cup of the greatest team game in all the world please you completely WRONG but thats my opinion and maybe i am the mad fool