any tips on surviveing a stag do
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Don't have one...i didn't 
Failing that, don't invite people who you played horrible jokes on their stag do's to yours. Paybacks a bitch!!!
Have it in arabian country...no alcohol!
Failing that, don't invite people who you played horrible jokes on their stag do's to yours. Paybacks a bitch!!!
Have it in arabian country...no alcohol!
If you wake up in a stookie, go to A + E and ask for an X-ray; you really want to know if the plaster is needed or a wind up
atb,
Toddy
atb,
Toddy
I was so nervous about what they were going to do to me on mine, I couldn't get drunk - I had heaps, just no effect. Let's hope it works for you.
If all else fails, close your eyes and think of home.
If all else fails, close your eyes and think of home.
my ploy was to avoid bars altogether! - In fact went to Snowdonia for the weekend with my best man and spent the weekend out in the fresh air!
In fact was one of the few (2?) times ive seen a view from the top of Snowdon - well it lasted 15 mins before it started snowing and was a white out again! lol
Then again I don't drink - and bars / drinking ain't my scene anyway so I guess I'm no real help!
In fact was one of the few (2?) times ive seen a view from the top of Snowdon - well it lasted 15 mins before it started snowing and was a white out again! lol
Then again I don't drink - and bars / drinking ain't my scene anyway so I guess I'm no real help!
thanks mine starts at three todayricheadon said:I was so nervous about what they were going to do to me on mine, I couldn't get drunk - I had heaps, just no effect. Let's hope it works for you.
If all else fails, close your eyes and think of home.
I laid down a few rules before mine. We went to Newcastle (about 10 of us all in all) so I was miles from home. It began on Friday night and lasted until Sunday night.
Basically no chains and locks, no stripping me naked to a lampost and nothing that will spoil the pics of my wedding. I made sure that these rules were crystal clear and there would be hell to pay if these golden rules were broken.
At the end of it a few good pranks were played on me, we all had a good time and there was no fighting amongst ourselves.
So best of luck Jason, hope you make it out alive and all the best for your wedding day. Have a good time, this is YOUR only stag do, make the most it. ATB....Stu
Basically no chains and locks, no stripping me naked to a lampost and nothing that will spoil the pics of my wedding. I made sure that these rules were crystal clear and there would be hell to pay if these golden rules were broken.
At the end of it a few good pranks were played on me, we all had a good time and there was no fighting amongst ourselves.
So best of luck Jason, hope you make it out alive
and all the best for your wedding day. Have a good time, this is YOUR only stag do, make the most it. ATB....Stu
Just for the record chaps Jason gave good account of himself, quaffing his body weight in Real Ale whilst wearing a pink dress. He is currently handcuffed to a seat naked on the midnight train to Glasgow. 
Listen Jason,
It's just one of those things that you have to go through. Close your eyes think of England and DON'T TELL SWMBO ANYTHING.
We're thinking of you buddy!!
Stinky.
It's just one of those things that you have to go through. Close your eyes think of England and DON'T TELL SWMBO ANYTHING.
We're thinking of you buddy!!
Stinky.
Hello Aaron.........Is this true ?.........Aaron said:Just for the record chaps Jason gave good account of himself, quaffing his body weight in Real Ale whilst wearing a pink dress. He is currently handcuffed to a seat naked on the midnight train to Glasgow.
ps.......Congrats on the course.........
In my AirForce daze, we used to pop the poor chap into a transport crate, pop them onto the nearest Herc aircraft and tell them it was bound for Antartica or something and then just do a little tour over Wales and back.
These were the safe ones, the more interesting ones included being tied to a chair, spray painted and then feathered, then popped into the village phone box and wrapping a couple of miles of cling film around it.
There were various dodgy ones that I will not discuss on such a family site, but am sure you get the idea.
A stag night is a right if passage, it only happens once, you should have a good best man who should be looking after you rather making your night a living hell. Just go out and enjoy youself........
These were the safe ones, the more interesting ones included being tied to a chair, spray painted and then feathered, then popped into the village phone box and wrapping a couple of miles of cling film around it.
There were various dodgy ones that I will not discuss on such a family site, but am sure you get the idea.
A stag night is a right if passage, it only happens once, you should have a good best man who should be looking after you rather making your night a living hell. Just go out and enjoy youself........
ye hope you got through it and that you dont fell two rough
I like G4GHB went to snowdonia and stayed in a little mountain hut miles from anywhere so messing about wasn't an option
I like G4GHB went to snowdonia and stayed in a little mountain hut miles from anywhere so messing about wasn't an option
Yes: DON'T have it at a certain Herefordshire training camp that your brother-in-law to be has organised!!
Cheers
Cheers
Hmmmm...after reading down about halfway through this thread, I finally figured out what a "stag do" is. A stag party, eh? Do = party?
Eventually I'm gonna hire a translator for this forum...
Eventually I'm gonna hire a translator for this forum...
Hope you had a good `un Jase
I went to Amsterdam for mine a couple of months back. I made everybody aware that if I had any bodily hair missing or tatoos they would have to deal with the wrath of my misses. After 16 hours of coffee shop shenanigans, sex shows, ladies of the night and about 20 gallons of Amstel all of my provisos went out the window.
I ended up being stripped bo**ock naked, shrink wrapped to a lampost in Dam square then had half an eyebrow removed from each side.
I think I got away quite lightly to be honest.
I went to Amsterdam for mine a couple of months back. I made everybody aware that if I had any bodily hair missing or tatoos they would have to deal with the wrath of my misses. After 16 hours of coffee shop shenanigans, sex shows, ladies of the night and about 20 gallons of Amstel all of my provisos went out the window.
I ended up being stripped bo**ock naked, shrink wrapped to a lampost in Dam square then had half an eyebrow removed from each side.
I think I got away quite lightly to be honest.
