I think they'd be more worried about the fact that I make the missus sleep in the dogs bed.
you cruel man, where does the poor dog sleep?
If they ventured into the basement, off the top of my head they'd find:
3 x Samurai swords (nice forged items - not s/s wall hangers)
An old 3' Wilkinson Sword blade
Roman Gladius
5 x 1095 Katana blades
approx. 300 various lock knives
approx. 30 fixed blades (from 2" blades to 14")
Few axes
couple of CO2 pistols
Various cattys & steel shot
Crossbow
Box of Kubotans
Collection of WWII clasp knives
WWI Bayonet
5' Claymore
Probably got some more toys kicking about that I've forgotten about. All legal by the way.
you cruel man, where does the poor dog sleep?
On the end of the bed of course.
Well, the sharps are one thing, but as a craft brewer, I've got a freezer full of "dried plant material" in plastic bags that will test positively as marijuana on any test short of mass spectrometry (hops), several containers of white powders (water treatment salts) and a set of scales that are accurate to 0.1g... Oh, and then there's all the lab glassware... And the electronics kit... Yup, if they ever come round my house in a suspicious frame of mind, I'm stuffed.
Well I expect im not the only one on here but I have a 6' saxon spear in the corner of my bedroom by the laundry basketl
Snip> I frequently take the cross channel ferry and I'm randomly stopped by customs who ask "Have you got any knives?" (amongst other things). I have often thought - what if I'm a chef taking up a new job in France and have my full selection of sharps in the boot? (knives being as personal to chefs as they are to us). I have never been stopped when I have taken my pack containing a GB SFA, a large chopper blade and two knives - one a Nessmuk and the other a Woodlore clone - to explore the forests around my new home. What do I say if I am stopped?
You wouldn't believe what happened to me boarding the ferry to Norway a while back.![]()