Although its not April 1st, Tad Gear have produced the titanium folding spork multi-tool with carry clip....... Version 2.0!
Perhaps Version 1.0 had some defect that left the tacti-cool operator unable to eat his/her dinner before abseiling down a building using the tac-black para-cord!
No doubt the para-cord gets cut up to make dental floss when the mission (and the dinner) is over.
http://tadgear.com/edged%20tools/tad_gear_folding_titanium_spork_v2_0.htm
Tad Gear also produced the worlds first set of folding bamboo chopsticks (packed in a hi-vis orange sheath!) these guy's solve problems before they exist! More slapstick than chopstick!
Perhaps Version 1.0 had some defect that left the tacti-cool operator unable to eat his/her dinner before abseiling down a building using the tac-black para-cord!
No doubt the para-cord gets cut up to make dental floss when the mission (and the dinner) is over.
http://tadgear.com/edged%20tools/tad_gear_folding_titanium_spork_v2_0.htm
Tad Gear also produced the worlds first set of folding bamboo chopsticks (packed in a hi-vis orange sheath!) these guy's solve problems before they exist! More slapstick than chopstick!