If you have so much common sense, why can't you make enough money to buy a spork?
I have. A plastic one.
I assume you would agree that a dime is not a lot of money. But would you pay a dime for a grain of rice? Of course not. And I won't waste £12 on a spork. Whether it's titanium, gold or unicorn horn.
Well, maybe if it was gold. But only to flog it. You get the idea.