Take a look at this

[sapper1]

How on earth did we get from a new forum to exploding belly buttons?
Anyway ,I've told my kids not to stick their fingers in their belly buttons because thats where their bums are held on and it's a quick release button.If they do it their bums will fall off.

 

[Shewie]

How on earth did we get from a new forum to exploding belly buttons?
Anyway ,I've told my kids not to stick their fingers in their belly buttons because thats where their bums are held on and it's a quick release button.If they do it their bums will fall off.

 

[Nagual]

I told my little brother not to play with his tummy button, 'cos that's where god blew him up

cheers,
M

God blew up your wee brother? Cruel that is..

 

[Humpback]

How on earth did we get from a new forum to exploding belly buttons?
.

They did it


Has anyone tried starting a fire with belly button fluff?

 

[sapper1]

I've never really managed to save enough to try it.

 

[sandbender]

I told my little brother not to play with his tummy button, 'cos that's where god blew him up

cheers,
M

 

[EdS]

NO NO NO How the hell am I going to collect the fluff now????

Use the pointy end of the potato peeler - just like getting the eyes out.

 

[Nagual]

Use the pointy end of the potato peeler - just like getting the eyes out.

Belly buttons have eyes?? I knew they were evil!

 

[JonathanD]

OK, I've followed this thread for the last day or so with increasing concern that has led to utter disgust and fear for society as we know it due to petty inaccuracies and idiots thinking they know stuff that they don't. I can't believe that you lot just stand or sit there behind your safe little computer screens and protest and procrastinate and spread vile inaccuracies and harmful views. Every one that knows about stuff will agree that foil should be wrapped around the testes and not the head, it's the future of mankind that we have to protect.

 

[Nagual]

OK, I've followed this thread for the last day or so with increasing concern that has led to utter disgust and fear for society as we know it due to petty inaccuracies and idiots thinking they know stuff that they don't. I can't believe that you lot just stand or sit there behind your safe little computer screens and protest and procrastinate and spread vile inaccuracies and harmful views. Every one that knows about stuff will agree that foil should be wrapped around the testes and not the head, it's the future of mankind that we have to protect.

Thanks, I nearly spat my Irn bru over the screen...

 

[Chainsaw]

LOL, hmm Toddy may disagree

Cheers,

Alan

 

[helixpteron]

OK, I've followed this thread for the last day or so with increasing concern that has led to utter disgust and fear for society as we know it due to petty inaccuracies and idiots thinking they know stuff that they don't. I can't believe that you lot just stand or sit there behind your safe little computer screens and protest and procrastinate and spread vile inaccuracies and harmful views. Every one that knows about stuff will agree that foil should be wrapped around the testes and not the head, it's the future of mankind that we have to protect.

Whilst Jonathan is on the ball with his advice, there's one vital point missing....... You have to use titanium foil, not tinfoil!

 

[durulz]

If you were a proper bushcrafter you'd use handcrafted tin foil made from a hard-to-get-but-really-ethnic obscure piece of wood in the tradition of some equally obscure Amazonian tribe. Yup, that's REAL tin foil, made from...er...wood.
I may have to re-think that.

 

[Huon]

If you were a proper bushcrafter you'd use handcrafted tin foil made from a hard-to-get-but-really-ethnic obscure piece of wood in the tradition of some equally obscure Amazonian tribe. Yup, that's REAL tin foil, made from...er...wood.
I may have to re-think that.

Jeez mate! You haven't been using the hand-made wooden protectors again have you?

How many times must I tell you that they are worse than no protection at all.

Besides, they chafe.

 

[durulz]

Oddly enough, it's the chafing I rather like...

 

[Huon]

Oddly enough, it's the chafing I rather like...

Remind me never to borrow your protector....

 

[wanderingblade]

Surely you need to use headgear fashioned from space blankets?

Screen out harmful mind control rays while providing excellent thermal retention and can be used as a signalling mirror in emergencies?

And for the Bear Grylls fan you can use if you choke a wallaby and drink it's urine.

 

[HillBill]

I'm sure there are therapists who can get you off your shiney fetishes gentlemen. All you have to do is ask your GP, I didn't know the obsession with "shineys" extended this far tbh

 

[Nagual]

Here are some links to studies done with tin foil hats.. I can't believe I actually am writing this..
Study

And even World Of Warcraft has go in on the action... WoW

 

[helixpteron]

Jeez mate! You haven't been using the hand-made wooden protectors again have you?

How many times must I tell you that they are worse than no protection at all.

Besides, they chafe.

Coconut shells work well...... Apparently!