Stoopid jokes

[santaman2000]

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Just a loving father waiting for his little girl's prom date to arrive. (PBH)

 

[Robbi]

Round our way, an old guy regularly drives around on his battered old tractor yelling about the end of the world. He's called Farmer Geddon.

 

[Salaud]

Q: What do they call postman pat since he was sacked?


A: Pat

 

[santaman2000]

It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's A$$ Warning, mild cursing

http://youtu.be/inamsiZO9zU

 

[Harvestman]

The toothbrush was invented in Alabama.

If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

 

[santaman2000]

The toothbrush was invented in Alabama.

If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

Yep.......

 

[santaman2000]

Question: What's the most common wedding proposal in Alabama?
Answer: YOUR GONNA HAVE A WHAT!?

 

[jellyfinger]

A piece of string goes into the bar. .barman says, 'sorry we don't serve string in here'
The string walks outside, roughs himself up for five minutes and returns to the bar.
The barman says 'hang on a minute are you a piece of string?'

'Nope' says the string, 'I'm afraid not'

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[jellyfinger]

Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, 'so do you know how to drive this thing? '

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[jellyfinger]

Two cannibals are sat eating a clown. One says to the other, 'Does this taste funny to you? '

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[jellyfinger]

Two birds are sat on a perch. One says to the other, ' can you smell fish?'

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[Goatboy]

I farted in a lift the other day. It was wrong on many levels.

 

[Goatboy]

Did you hear about the claivoyant dwarf that recently escaped from prison? Local press are reporting a small, medium at large.

 

[Tomcoles]

What do u call a fly with no wings......... A walk

 

[Harvestman]

If you spray a fly with hairspray it becomes a glide.

 

[Harvestman]

If a man gets ill he has man-flu. Women refuse to take this seriously.

If a man gives man-flu to a woman, it mutates into you swine flu, and men are expected to take it very seriously indeed.

 

[Goatboy]

What's brown & rhymes with Snoop?
...Dr Dre

 

[Goatboy]

Hear the one about a red-indian chief who drank 50 gallons of tea?
He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee

 

[jellyfinger]

I think I have bird flu at the moment as I keep crying and struggle to parallel park.

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[nickliv]

In star trek, Why was Lt Uhura brown?

William Shatner

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