There were three brothers from New York who had a triple wedding:
The first married a Valley girl from California. After their honeymoon he told her, "When I get home from work I expect the house to be cleaned, supper on the table, and for you to be dressed seductively." That night whenHe got home he didn't see any of the things he'd instructed her to do so he sat her down and had a long talk with her about her duties. The next day when he got home supper was ready and by the second day she'd also been able to clean the house. By the end of the week he came home and she had been able to completely accomplish all of his instructions.
The second brother married a spoiled, rich girl from New Jersey and gave his wife similar instructions; but she was more stubborn. It took him over a week just to get her to clean the house and a month to learn how to even scramble eggs. But at the end of six months she'd also been able to accomplish all the instructions.
The last brother married a Cajun girl from Louisiana. After the honeymoon he sat her down and told her, "When I get home from work I expect to see the house cleaned, supper on the table, and you dressed seductively." The first day he didn't see anything. The second day he still didn't see anything. But by the third day, the swelling in his left eye had gone down some and he could see just a little. Doctors say he should be out of the body cast in a few weeks.
