Stoopid jokes

[oldtimer]

2 2 PC

 

[gibson 175]

Clairvoyant's Christmas meetup cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

 

[hughtrimble]

Clairvoyant's Christmas meetup cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Very good - that has a Private Eye level to it

 

[gibson 175]

Very good - that has a Private Eye level to it

Thanks Hugh. Some good ones in the link below. Top 15 jokes at the Edinburgh fringe. Check 'em out.

Funniest Edinburgh Fringe joke: Mark Simmons' ship gag named the best

A nautical one-liner has been named the funniest gag at the Fringe after being chosen from a shortlist by members of the public.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[crosslandkelly]

 

[bearbait]

2 2 PC

Hah! Very good!

 

[Keith_Beef]

I was going to do a double act with Eddie Izzard at the Fringe.

Spoiler

He creased up when I said I wanted him to play the straight man.

 

[crosslandkelly]

 

[Tony]

A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, £3.75 in Bermuda, and £3 in the Bahamas.







Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean

 

[Pattree]

I know some of you have seen this elsewhere.
Maybe not so stupid.
I loved it.

 

[TLM]

A lawyer died and went to hell, he was welcomed by devil there. "Welcome loser!"

The lawer thought there was little to lose so he answered: "Well, things could have gone better but at least I am not in charge and living in my fathers basement!"

 

[bearbait]

Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party that you wouldn't be caught dead at.

 

[Kepis]

Three moles are in a tunnel, the first one says "I smell sugar", the second one says " I smell honey", the third one says "I smell molasses".

 

[bearbait]

My mother never saw the irony in calling a me a son of a bitch.