Stoopid jokes
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Did you hear about the Drummer who wanted to sell their old sofa in an interesting way?
They sold it Per Cushion..
They sold it Per Cushion..
I'd be careful of forming a long-term relationship. I've heard she hangs around on the street to get picked up by burly men who upend her in a truck.
Great then I will try it with mine
what goes clip clop bang, clip clop? an Amish drive by.Think they're bad eh?!? . . . .
What goes 99 clump . . . . . . . . . . .A centipede with a wooden leg
How do you keep an idiot in suspense . . . . . . . . .I'll tell you tomorrow
what do you call a deer with no eyes . . . . . . . .No Idea
What do you call a dog with no ears . . . . . . .Anything you like , it won't come to you
what do you call a blind dinosour . . . . . . . Doyouthinkesaurus
How does Santa like his pizza . . . . . . . Deep pan crisp & even
What's yellow and swings thru the jungle. . . . . . . . . . . TARZIPAN!!
Now they're baaad
Kev
dung beetle walks into a bar and says, is this stool taken.I just tried this on the missus... the first two times she tried it were too fast, the third time she said gullible three times instead of just once... then the penny dropped. No brownie points for me today
Q: What's red and sits in the corner?
A: A naughty bus!
Sergeant Major- " I didn't see you at camouflage practise this morning private Smith!
Private Smith- " thank you Sir!!
Private Smith- " thank you Sir!!
The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman.
Their children were nothing to look at.
Their children were nothing to look at.
A Frenchman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.
The barman says "Wow! That's really lovely! Where did you get him?"
"In France." replies the parrot. "They've got millions of 'em."
The barman says "Wow! That's really lovely! Where did you get him?"
"In France." replies the parrot. "They've got millions of 'em."
As kids we ate raw porridge oats with milk
our friends called it gruel & unusual
our friends called it gruel & unusual
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny" ?
One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny" ?
Q. Why do owls avoid making love when it's raining?
A. Because it's too wet to woo.
A. Because it's too wet to woo.
Now, I should be more careful about reading complete posts - I read:
Then I read your post:
Then I read your post:
i still do
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