Stoopid jokes

[oldtimer]

There's a hole in my bucket.

 

[Robbi]

Dear liza dear liza

 

[TeeDee]

Did you hear about the Drummer who wanted to sell their old sofa in an interesting way?

They sold it Per Cushion..

 

[oldtimer]

I've met a woman on the internet who identifies as a wheelie bin.I can't remember if i'm taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday.

I'd be careful of forming a long-term relationship. I've heard she hangs around on the street to get picked up by burly men who upend her in a truck.

 

[MikeLA]

Told my wife this earlier... her response was "I'm not talking to you anymore..."

Great then I will try it with mine

 

[John Fenna]

Just sayin'

 

[demented dale]

Think they're bad eh?!? . . . .

What goes 99 clump . . . . . . . . . . .A centipede with a wooden leg
How do you keep an idiot in suspense . . . . . . . . .I'll tell you tomorrow
what do you call a deer with no eyes . . . . . . . .No Idea
What do you call a dog with no ears . . . . . . .Anything you like , it won't come to you
what do you call a blind dinosour . . . . . . . Doyouthinkesaurus
How does Santa like his pizza . . . . . . . Deep pan crisp & even
What's yellow and swings thru the jungle. . . . . . . . . . . TARZIPAN!!

Now they're baaad

Kev

what goes clip clop bang, clip clop? an Amish drive by.

 

[demented dale]

I just tried this on the missus... the first two times she tried it were too fast, the third time she said gullible three times instead of just once... then the penny dropped. No brownie points for me today

Q: What's red and sits in the corner?

A: A naughty bus!

dung beetle walks into a bar and says, is this stool taken.

 

[Glass-Wood-Steel]

Sergeant Major- " I didn't see you at camouflage practise this morning private Smith!
Private Smith- " thank you Sir!!

 

[Paul_B]

What did the skeleton say to the toilet?

You'll get nothing out of me!

 

[bearbait]

The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman.

Their children were nothing to look at.

 

[bearbait]

A Frenchman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.

The barman says "Wow! That's really lovely! Where did you get him?"

"In France." replies the parrot. "They've got millions of 'em."

 

[Bishop]

As kids we ate raw porridge oats with milk
our friends called it gruel & unusual

 

[Tony]

Just sayin'
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@John Fenna this reminds me of the Picture of Dorian Grey

 

[Watch-keeper]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny" ?

 

[bearbait]

Q. Why do owls avoid making love when it's raining?

A. Because it's too wet to woo.

 

[Robbi]

As kids we ate raw porridge oats with milk

i still do

 

[bearbait]

Q. What do you call a Woodpecker with no beak?

A. A Headbanger.

 

[Pattree]

What is a small horse whose testicles measure 3.142?

A piballed pony.

 

[Broch]

Now, I should be more careful about reading complete posts - I read:

Q. Why do owls avoid making love when it's raining?

A. Because it's too wet to woo.

Then I read your post:

i still do