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Chuck Norris once attended a feminist rally. While there they ironed his shirt and made him a sandwich.
Is that the same one whose son asked for a cowboy outfit as a birthday present?
His dad bought him Parcel Force.
No. It's the one whose son asked for a set of golf clubs and got Carnoustie, Gleneagles and StAndrews.
Husband and wife on a safari..Look,he says,a flock of elephants.Herd she says,heard of what he says.Elephants she says.Yes he says,there's a flock of them over there.
A man walks in to a Doctor's.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"Aha! I can see what's the matter with you," says the Doctor. "You are not eating properly."
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"Aha! I can see what's the matter with you," says the Doctor. "You are not eating properly."
When is a jacket not a jacket?
When it's a blazer.
What building has the most stories.?
A library
What's the longest word in the English language. ?
Smiles, .. there is a mile between the first and last letters.
When it's a blazer.
What building has the most stories.?
A library
What's the longest word in the English language. ?
Smiles, .. there is a mile between the first and last letters.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do press-ups, he does world-downs
What is the difference between Unlawful and Illegal?
Unlawful means contrary to the law; Illegal is a sick bird.
Unlawful means contrary to the law; Illegal is a sick bird.
How do you heal a sore pig?
With oinkment.
How do you make an sick budgie better?
With tweetment.
With oinkment.
How do you make an sick budgie better?
With tweetment.
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