Stoopid jokes
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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend ?
Homeless.
This might explain it even better https://youtu.be/SURma5PlfGs
that was class!
I've been suffering with an infection of Bacillus gyrinus.
What's that?
Oh, just a bug that is going around...
(Biologist joke)
What's that?
Oh, just a bug that is going around...
(Biologist joke)
Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Nearly wet myself laughing at this. Currently working my way through their gallery on Facebook right now - Tundra comics. Just like Larson's humour and subtle skill with a pen.
Nearly wet myself laughing at this. Currently working my way through their gallery on Facebook right now - Tundra comics. Just like Larson's humour and subtle skill with a pen.
Excellent - I have just had a pleasant time viewing their website!
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
you only have to punch the beat once into a drum machine.
you only have to punch the beat once into a drum machine.
Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?
Were you advised to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers NOW.
Were you advised to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers NOW.
As a railway enthusiast, I have lots of jokes about monorails......
....I say jokes, they are all one-liners.
....I say jokes, they are all one-liners.
Badoom tish... Get your coat Sir
Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.
I was hoovering downstairs this morning and got a pain in my chest, turned round and there was the Grim Reaper! Instinctively I battered him with the vacuum cleaner......talk about Dyson with death! 💀
I've just found out my mates been drinking brake fluid, I told him he's becoming addicted to it...
..he says he's not and can stop,any time.
..he says he's not and can stop,any time.
Excellent 
My mate has just started a new band called 1023mb.
They are still waiting on there 1st gig.
😜
Windy
They are still waiting on there 1st gig.
😜
Windy
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web..
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web..
This one might resonate with a few of us on here...
How do you get a fat bloke into bed?
Piece of cake!
How do you get a fat bloke into bed?
Piece of cake!
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