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A baby Camel says to its mum, "Why do we have these big humps?"
"Well", says mum, "they are so we can go for weeks across the desert without drinking."
"Oh, I see. So why do we have these big eye lashes mum?"
"Those are to stop sand getting into our eyes when the dust storms blow up."
"Ok, mum. So why do we have these funny feet?"
"Ah, those are so we don't sink into the soft sand walking across the desert."
"If we have all these things for surviving the desert, what the heck are we doing in Edingburgh zoo?"
"Well", says mum, "they are so we can go for weeks across the desert without drinking."
"Oh, I see. So why do we have these big eye lashes mum?"
"Those are to stop sand getting into our eyes when the dust storms blow up."
"Ok, mum. So why do we have these funny feet?"
"Ah, those are so we don't sink into the soft sand walking across the desert."
"If we have all these things for surviving the desert, what the heck are we doing in Edingburgh zoo?"
Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Perfect caption for that baby's expression. Had me laughing out loud too.
And on a not so funny thing that I also saw and just HAD to show.
"Bit breezy last wasn't it?"
And on a not so funny thing that I also saw and just HAD to show.
"Bit breezy last wasn't it?"
Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Dear Mr Fenna,
Can you please explain that odd chap Biker? His last post hast left me somewhat confused. If this is some private smutty joke it's OK I'd rather remain in the dark.
Your's happily (and therefore not from Tonbridge Wells)
Goatboy. Mr.
Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Hazmat suit only when I'm close to any Welsh or their northern brethren - the Scotch. 
I would have typed Scots, but I heard referring to them as "Scotch" is mildly more offensive.
Yeah, I said that. I live on da edge, me. Got a problem wiv' dat?
I would have typed Scots, but I heard referring to them as "Scotch" is mildly more offensive.
Yeah, I said that. I live on da edge, me. Got a problem wiv' dat?
Hazmat suit only when I'm close to any Welsh or their northern brethren - the Scotch.
I would have typed Scots, but I heard referring to them as "Scotch" is mildly more offensive.
Yeah, I said that. I live on da edge, me. Got a problem wiv' dat?
Internet bravery. Remember you asked about visiting this summer. The welcoming committee is being planned...
Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
What the hells is this? Someone's obviously has hacked my account here and posting stuff about my fiends.. friends, friends.
Another example, this time of Internet cowardice.
Hazmat suit only when I'm close to any Welsh or their northern brethren - the Scotch.
I find that comment outlandishly offensive, just how hurtful and inconsiderate to the feelings of others can you be ?
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I'm not related to the Welsh
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