Stoopid jokes

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[Harvestman]

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That's not funny.



But I laughed anyway

 

[Jack Bounder]

My mate has just started a new band called 1023mb.

They are still waiting on there 1st gig.

😜

Windy

Haha. Nice one. (though now not strictly correct 1000Mb = 1Gb)

 

[Insel Affen]

My wife told me that Sex is better on holiday.

Let me tell you, it was not a nice postcard to receive.

 

[dewi]

Haha. Nice one. (though now not strictly correct 1000Mb = 1Gb)

1024mb is a gig... or were you being ironic?

 

[rorymax]

^1024mb = 1gb, but there is no humour in my reply - so unworthy, liked the gig joke though.

 

[Goatboy]

^1024mb = 1gb, but there is no humour in my reply - so unworthy, liked the gig joke though.

Oh jokes about mb's & gb's... I'm not going to bite.
(Will someome please get my coat)

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

 

[Jack Bounder]

1024mb is a gig... or were you being ironic?

Not any more. 1000MB = 1GB
1024MB = 1 GiB (or Gibibyte)

This is the new IEC binary naming convention.....although most still use the traditional notion of 1024MB = 1 GB

See here.

 

[dewi]

Not any more. 1000MB = 1GB
1024MB = 1 GiB (or Gibibyte)

This is the new IEC binary naming convention.....although most still use the traditional notion of 1024MB = 1 GB

See here.

Well I'll eat my pudding with a dirty spoon!! Why do they change these things is what I want to know I fear change.

 

[dewi]

Windy's joke updated..

My mate has just started a new band called 999mb.

They are still waiting on there 1st gig.

 

[Harvestman]

Windy's joke updated..

My mate has just started a new band called 999mb.

They are still waiting on there 1st gig.

Can I have a go too?

Windy's joke updated, with correct grammar.

My mate has just started a new band called 999mb.

They are still waiting on their 1st gig.



This could run and run...

 

[Insel Affen]

I was walking the dog today when a gas man stopped me and asked me for the time.

I told him it was between 1 and 5pm.

 

[bojit]

How do you make a duck sing ?


Stick it in the oven till it's Bill Withers


Craig. ...

 

[Goatboy]

Batman walked up to me, smashed a vase over my head and said, "T'pow!"
I said, "Don't you mean Kapow?"
He said, "No, I've got china in my hand."

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

 

[Goatboy]

I said to the waiter to give me something herby.
So he gave me a Volkwagen Bettle with no driver.

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

 

[Goatboy]

www.Conjunctivitis.com

That's a site for sore eyes...

Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.

 

[nunzionuk]

Did you know that you cant run in camp sites...

you can only ran, cuz its all past tents.

 

[Harvestman]

Velcro? What a rip-off!

 

[Insel Affen]

Exit signs.....they're on the way out.

 

[Johnny Canuck]