I came on here to see if there was any updates on the hogweed thread. The thread concensus was that yes everything does taste better either with bacon, butter or covered in sugar.
The basic laws of foraged food are
mushcrooms
mushrooms first try fried with butter and garlic, if not great try with frying with bacon. If these methods fail fry in sesame oil and dress with soy sauce and brown sugar. Disguard any species as inedible if these cooking methods fail.
Green stuff
Green stuff first fry with butter, if it tastes bitter try agian first boiling in water, throwing away water then frying in a pan that had bacon in it. Dont mix green stuff of foraged origin with bacon until you know it tastes ok, other wise you will end up crying into your beer as you have just ruined good bacon on some weed that tastes like ear wax. If this method still produces green stuff that tastes yukky, try agian by shredding the green stuff then deep frying then covering with soya sauce and brown sugar.
roots
Wash all the dirt off, peel, gain a deep aprication of the last three thousand years of farming of why we eat cultivated un-nobbly non-gritty veggies. be thankful to our ancestors. Slice thinnly, boil for bit, then fry with butter and bacon. Give up and make chips instead.
Fruit
Fry with butter, dust with brown sugar. Bacon optional.