Get your beards out for the girls

[TurboGirl]

...although confused by sexual harrassment i was very aware of it's existence and that us men were responsible for most of it

Wellll... I think the biggest difference is many men- especially younger ones- would feel uncomfortable with harassment after the fact rather than during, when they'd be kinda carried away with the moment. And for both, of any age, theres a huge pressure not to make waves about stuff afterwards. I definately know more creepy women than men tbf, just because they are not the person doing the penetrating doesn't mean they can't seriously screw someone up mentally by playing sexual power games and harassing others.

Hang on, NINE?!!! I didn't even know what sex was at that age! How can you try to teach the acceptable behaviours around something before you know what it is?! They'd not quite thought that out, had they?! But left you poor lads with the guilt of Adam. Religeous school should've known better tbh, I bet it put you boys off religon for life, all for a stupid assumption that all harassment stems from men. Ridiculous.

 

[TurboGirl]

If its been down for less than 5 seconds its okay to eat it ???

Of course! If they don't say no, flinch, move away (or in the case of lasses, smack you) in the first second, enjoy it for the second and if you don't want to be committed to further courses of action, remove it in the third. By the fourth, you're on a promise And the fifth.... well, no prizes for coming second eh.....

I'm sorry, thats very irreverent and definately not a good guideline for behaviour, should I step away from the keyboard

 

[British Red]

. I definately know more creepy women than men tbf, just because they are not the person doing the penetrating doesn't mean they can't seriously screw someone up mentally by playing sexual power games and harassing others.

I salute you for your insight ma'am !

 

[GGTBod]

Aye the way it was taught to us was, soon you will want to do more than put spiders down girls backs and everything you want to do is very wrong unless the girl wants you to and tells you so.

Put it this was i remember asking permission to get my first kiss aged 12 The headmistress ended up paralyzed from the neck down a few years after i left, i'm not saying she got what she deserved or nothing like that but .......


i was well put off the sons of abraham religions at that school long before then

 

[TurboGirl]

... i'm not saying she got what she deserved or nothing like that but .......

I feel kinda sorry for her... with that attitude, in many ways she was sexually paralyzed for years. She'd had that loathing programmed in the same as she did to many of the kids she was responsible for teaching.... what an awful cycle to perpetuate over a career, stealing away such a primorial, natural instinct which brings so much pleasure, before its even sparked! Tis a crime against humanity in a small sense. It's grand that you have got over those warped teachings, I think your beard growth saved youuuuu

 

[GGTBod]

There is literally beard humour on anything, just google image search with the word beard and anything after it and you get results, this was found from

beard to the rescue

 

[British Red]

She'd had that loathing programmed in the same as she did to many of the kids she was responsible for teaching.... what an awful cycle to perpetuate over a career, stealing away such a primordial, natural instinct which brings so much pleasure, before its even sparked! Tis a crime against humanity in a small sense. It's grand that you have got over those warped teachings

Damn Woman, I owe you a bottle of mead, so many women play the "All women good, all men bad" lies. Please apply for your reward at "admits the truth at...."

 

[TurboGirl]

Damn Woman, I owe you a bottle of mead, so many women play the "All women good, all men bad"....

When I'm good, I'm VERY good, but when I'm baaaad, I'm better

One day we shall meet and I shall take a glass of your suicidal scrumble thingy and we'll raise a glass to... well I won't as I'll be unconscious after the first sip, being a non drinker Tell you what, if you have one of your infamous workparties on your property project, let me know and I'll come and help I loves a good workparty, me... SE Leic is a mere jolly jaunt away from you guys

 

[TurboGirl]

OMGz lads, I very dare you to go into the woods and forage yourself this 'new' beard look!! Pictures, pleaaasssee!!!!!

 

[John Fenna]

OMGz lads, I very dare you to go into the woods and forage yourself this 'new' beard look!! Pictures, pleaaasssee!!!!!

No - simply NO!

 

[Goatboy]

Though if ones personal hygiene isn't great flowers and plants could grow there naturally!

 

[stonehippo]

OMGz lads, I very dare you to go into the woods and forage yourself this 'new' beard look!! Pictures, pleaaasssee!!!!!

this is the best I am willing to do - a bee beard. By the way this is NOT me.

 

[GGTBod]

No thanks, once i was close to that with just brambles and those little sticky green ball things which contain seeds but it was not just the beard, dickie darts poking out everywhere too

 

[TurboGirl]

Ah well, there goes my excuse to twiddle with mens face hair on the pretext of prettifying them Shame it wasn't done with ivy in celtic knotwork, just down one side and over an ear, that'd look a bit more masculine green man look I reckon. No takers?! Moot challenge for Mr Fenna?!!

Gosh I bet yer man with the bee beard was breathing verrrry carefully!

 

[Goatboy]

Ah well, there goes my excuse to twiddle with mens face hair on the pretext of prettifying them Shame it wasn't done with ivy in celtic knotwork, just down one side and over an ear, that'd look a bit more masculine green man look I reckon. No takers?! Moot challenge for Mr Fenna?!!

Gosh I bet yer man with the bee beard was breathing verrrry carefully!

You reckon his Misses calls him Honey?, and do you have to "comb" a bee beard? (I'll get me coat!)

 

[TurboGirl]

Hahaha you funny onion, gb I loves you, wierd cyberfamily xxxx

 

[GGTBod]

Bad enough jokes to get me smiling

 

[TurboGirl]

From the weird world of Pierce Thiot

The army toys is kinda masculine but makes it rather unnuzzleable

From his tumblr site willitbeard

 

[GGTBod]

I think it is safe to assume that he has waaaay too much time on his hands

 

[TurboGirl]

I think it is safe to assume that he has waaaay too much time on his hands

Or more likely, a woman who loves playing with beards and whose behaviour has got a bit extreme, I'd be like that edit- we're the ones looking at it, we must have too much time too


My favourite bearded man of the day if the russian guy who was released yesterday, Russias last axis pow from ww2. That bearded face should be a soundtrack to the thoughts behind it.