....... . Pausing for a breather I noticed three young men walking along the minor road that runs parallel to the wood, they were obviously oblivious to my presence as one of them fell behind his mates, jumped over the wall, promptly dropped his trousers and squatted, intent on answering a call of nature. It was at this point that I offered a polite "good afternoon" and he turned his head to see a dirty, half naked, hairy man wearing next to nothing and carrying a GB Scandinavian felling axe...
I didn't know a man could run so fast with his trousers about his knees.
Funniest thing I've read in ages
One of my Aunts used to do a lot of walking and cycling, her refrain of , "I want to pee alone !" was a testament to her constantly finding herself with company at the most inopportune moments
cheers,
M