Biker, Happy Joan of Arc Day!

[Goatboy]

My thoughts exactly.

As I recall Hotwheels track was orange with white biscuits to join them, and were a devil to fit right up tight, unless you had the strength of Garth of course... which most 9 year olds don't have.

As for you knowing I'd reply with the reference material comment it was all I could think of at the time. Panic, combined with the fight or flight response kicked in. I was just amazed he found out where I kept them. Who'd have thought you kids would look in the cupboard that houses the vacuum cleaner. Got to think of a better hiding place now. Perhaps with the ironing board? ... y'know, that thing I call the folding workbench.

Hide them in the sink, he never does dishes.

 

[Biker]

That's what my heart yearns for now.... Revenge!

 

[crosslandkelly]

That was evil that was - never grew back. Aaron the Mullet they used to call him.

I only did to stop the screaming. But it wasn't me who put the cling film over the toilet or the scorpion in his bed.

 

[Huon]

I was luckier than you two. I lived next door to Brike. But I could still hear the screams, they haunt me still. :yikes: :aargh4: :sad6:

The screams! Oh lord yes that brings back memories I'd buried.

Dad had a very cruel sense of humour. Who'd have thought that Oat Bogy could have got so far through a breeze block wall using only his teeth, his nails and a broken potato peeler?

 

[crosslandkelly]

The screams! Oh lord yes that brings back memories I'd buried.

Dad had a very cruel sense of humour. Who'd have thought that Oat Bogy could have got so far through a breeze block wall using only his teeth, his nails and a broken potato peeler?

I can remember when Toga yob finally broke through, the look of joy on his face, then the look of horror, as Kerbi grabbed his feet and dragged him back.

 

[Goatboy]

That's what my heart yearns for now.... Revenge!

Goodness you remember the songs too! Thought only I was that sad.

Let's have a wee blast...
[video=youtube;YlXtrnh-Ejo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo[/video]

 

[Huon]

I can remember when Toga yob finally broke through, the look of joy on his face, then the look of horror, as Kerbi grabbed his feet and dragged him back.

The joys of terraced houses....

You do know that Brike had tunneled through all of the attics and basments in the street? As a kid I always wondered how it was he managed to turn up at the worst possible time no matter which friend's house I hid in.

Say, you still live in the same place don't you?

 

[Huon]

Goodness you remember the songs too! Thought only I was that sad.

Let's have a wee blast...
[video=youtube;YlXtrnh-Ejo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo[/video]

and I thought Be Irk was cruel....

 

[Goatboy]

The joys of terraced houses....

You do know that Brike had tunneled through all of the attics and basments in the street? As a kid I always wondered how it was he managed to turn up at the worst possible time no matter which friend's house I hid in.

Say, you still live in the same place don't you?

Just like the attic scenes in Shallow Grave really. Boy is he quiet when he moves. Like a black velvet spider - but shiny due to the latex outfit.

 

[crosslandkelly]

Brike before Immac

And after Immac

I've tried and tried to apologize, but I fear he took it out on you two.

 

[Goatboy]

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And after Immac View attachment 20873

I've tried and tried to apologize, but I fear he took it out on you two.

..........................

 

[Huon]

Brike before ImmacView attachment 20872

And after Immac View attachment 20873

I've tried and tried to apologize, but I fear he took it out on you two.

Oh boy are you going to get it!

 

[crosslandkelly]

Oh boy are you going to get it!

Not going to the moot now.

 

[Biker]

I can remember when Toga yob finally broke through, the look of joy on his face, then the look of horror, as Kerbi grabbed his feet and dragged him back.

That's because the dopey twit tunneled into the septic tank. I grabbed him BEFORE he broke though. Cleaning up after you boys is a full time job but dealing with the that tidal wave of effluent would have resulted in going back to the orphanage for a refund. Hopefully he learned his lesson. not letting you kids watch Shawshank Redemption again, you're getting ideas above your pocket money grade.

 

[TurboGirl]

And did daddy dearest JUST use the immac on his noggin? Perhaps thats what caused the bloodcurdling screams....

CLK I can't believe it your Jag actually is automated... what a purrrrfect toy! I used to have feckin dolls, what a sad disappointment they were in comparison to the lads gizmos Cheated, I tell ye!

 

[Biker]

Not going to the moot now.

Can I have your ticket?

Is that the same fella in those pictures?

Harsh, but fair.

Lucky I have a sense of humour eh? With the terrible triplets it#s a case of having to.

 

[Huon]

That's because the dopey twit tunneled into the septic tank. I grabbed him BEFORE he broke though. Cleaning up after you boys is a full time job but dealing with the that tidal wave of effluent would have resulted in going back to the orphanage for a refund. Hopefully he learned his lesson. not letting you kids watch Shawshank Redemption again, you're getting ideas above your pocket money grade.

You are such a devious bar steward dad! You have completely neglected to mention the misleading redrawn plans to the house you conveniently left lying on the floor of Gay Boot's kennel. How was he to know that the next door basement was in fact a septic tank?

 

[crosslandkelly]

Can I have your ticket?

Is that the same fella in those pictures?

Harsh, but fair.

Lucky I have a sense of humour eh? With the terrible triplets it#s a case of having to.

Of course it's the same fella, and it is good that you have a sense of humour, No you can't have the ticket, because i'm sending my clone, who has no knowledge of any of these conversations. So don't take it out on him.

 

[Biker]

"Gay boot" (good name by the way) should have guessed, the open sewer ran right past his headboard and through the wall, what more clue would he have needed? Perhaps he was just desperate for pastures new?

 

[Biker]

Of course it's the same fella, and it is good that you have a sense of humour, No you can't have the ticket, because i'm sending my clone, who has no knowledge of any of these conversations. So don't take it out on him.

That got a roar of laughter Colin. Very good reply. Thanks!
I suppose a "Hey Colin's clone, c'mere a sec would ya. pass that on the genuine version please, thanks." would be out of order then?