I have remembered an other that my brain was trying to blank out .
About ten years ago i just finished building a pub and on the opening night me and the guys were drinking pints of Stella but every half hour one of the staff
would walk past our table with a full tray of champagne. Free Stella and champagne is a bad mix .
I ended up staying in the hotel of the guys that i was working with then getting chucked out at lunch time . so i went and slept in my van till about 7 in the evening .
buy this time i felt ok and sober enough to drive the 15 miles home . After about 15 minutes driving the motion of the van wasn't doing me much good and i felt very ill ,
the trouble is i was driving over the forth road bridge at the time ! i sprayed the dashboard and steering wheel , took a bit of cleaning up with a hose and a cloth at a petrol station.
I have been to many opening nights in bars and clubs and the ones with free bars are well worth a miss because they just get silly and messy.
Craig......................