A "survival tin", something's not too bad, but had a mini fake Buck 110 knife that was as sharp as Bruce Forsyth's jokes! Must has spent hours as a kid trying to get that cheap stainless steel thing sharp - inexperience of youth! Oh well.
Made me laugh this thread as funny thing is that a lot of people's posts above seem to mention a lot of things that straight away make me think of Sports Direct, like cheap walking poles, cheap Hi-Tec boots that sole will separate from boot just looking at them, etc.