What I did NOT buy today!

[Pattree]

Tactical nail clippers.

 

[gra_farmer]

Tactical nail clippers.

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But you know you wanted them.... ;-)

 

[Broch]

But they look so good

 

[Glow_worm]

I'll pass, not enough lumens for my needs! Can't see a built in bottle opener either...

 

[Brizzlebush]

You have to wonder.....

 

[Wildgoose]

Link? Asking for a friend…

 

[TeeDee]

Is it advertised as being Tactical ??

I just use my teeth for keeping my toes nails short but I'm blessed

 

[Pattree]

Pic sent to me by my son.
I’ll ask but won’t hold my breath.

 

[demented dale]

Tactical nail clippers.

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Ive got some of them . Mine have got a laser for precise digit locating

 

[demented dale]

Tactical nail clippers.

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I didnt buy this today.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/106045766211782262/

 

[demented dale]

or this. Does anyone buy this rubbish?

Tactical Toilet Paper Storage Case | Soldier Systems Daily

I swear to God this is real. It's one of those wild things that shows up in my Instagram feed. The Tactical Toilet Paper Storage Case accepts a roll of ...

soldiersystems.net

 

[demented dale]

I have found you can type in anything and add tactical then it comes up for sale..
check this out

8 Best Tactical Underwear [Aug- 2024]

Military Need Durable, Breathable & Comfortable Underwear. For This Reason, We Choose The 8 Best Tactical Underwear for Men's & Women's.

underwearview.com

 

[Nice65]

Is it advertised as being Tactical ??

I just use my teeth for keeping my toes nails short but I'm blessed

Double jointed knees obviously Gives me cramp doing it that way.

 

[Pattree]

@Nice65 Double jointed knees obviously Gives me cramp doing it that way.

Acme tactical dentures are for you!

Long reach with optional night vision lenses.

 

[Nice65]

I think Heinnie Haynes were selling a 5.11 Tactical kilt a few years ago. Certainly tactical Christmas stockings with tons of useless pockets

 

[Pattree]

I tried @demented dale ’s game and he’s absolutely right!!!!!




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A camo prophylactic might have been over the top but if you want them they are out there!

 

[Brizzlebush]

Well, there's a lot in the world I don't need.
I've just spent a bit too long playing Dale's tactical game and I think I've found a couple of winners. Some were disappointing, some were just weird.

This came up for tactical plant pot.

This came up for tactical toaster.

Sadly I couldn't find a link to buy either.

 

[Brizzlebush]

Another of my prayers has been answered

 

[Brizzlebush]

I'm blaming Dale

 

[Keith_Beef]

I think Heinnie Haynes were selling a 5.11 Tactical kilt a few years ago. Certainly tactical Christmas stockings with tons of useless pockets

ThinkGeek used to sell a "Tactikilt" something like twenty five years ago...