hahahaha!
that really made me laugh
ps they are very nice served as pakora's
Vegetable Pakora
1-1/3 cup chickpea (besan) flour, sifted
1 tsp. garam masala
2 tsp. ghee
2 tsp. coriander
1 tbs. lemon juice
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. cayenne
9 tbs. cold water, as needed
1/2 tsp. turmeric
1/3 tsp. baking powder, optional
Combine the flour, melted ghee, lemon juice, spices and salt in a bowl and mix together well. Add 5 tbs. of cold water slowly, beating it until the mixture is smooth and free of lumps. Slowly add another 3 tbs. water and continue to beat until well mixed. It should resemble the consistency of heavy cream and easily coat a spoon. If it does not, add more water (or besan), till it does. Cover the batter and set aside for 10 to 15 minutes to let it settle. Beat again for a couple of minutes to lighten the batter. Stir in the baking powder at this point if you want a cake-like crust.
For pakoras, choose a selection of your favourite vegetables: Cauliflower florets, eggplant cut into 1/4-inch rounds, potatoes or yams cut into 1/8-inch rounds, bell peppers sliced 1/4-inch thick, zucchini cut on the diagonal, 1/4-inch thick asparagus tips. Blanch and dry all vegetables. Heat 3 inches of ghee in a wok or deep skillet till hot. Dip your vegetables in the batter and one by one slip them into the hot oil. Fry until the pakoras are golden brown on all sides. Remove and drain on paper towels. Offer hot.