British Red said:
In honour of our newest (aussie) member
Some things have to be settled!
Red
Im greatly honoured...but
This settles nothing, everyone knows your just upset cause you cant thrash us at cricket even though most australians dont give a monkeys uncle about such crap games. I mean why bother with the cricket when you can go watch AFL and have a meat pie floater and throw empty tinnies at the cheer slags and ump, all whilst sat in teh back of your Ute with your Ugg's on.
I don't think we are ever going to change his mind... and here's why;
GreyWolf; Your pretty bloody right with that, Britain makes some loverly beer, put it also makes some complete rubbish, the best thing being all the best stuff gets exported, all the nasty stuff is drunk here buy the derrows and lager louts.
As to australian beers it's the biggest joke ever, somehow people got it into there heads we all drink XXXX and fosters, well the notherners drink XXXX but everyone else drinks appears to drink VB, MB, Coopers, or Tooheys. Now fair enough VB's rotten cats urine, but MB's a loverly drop as was SB before they stopped making it. Coopers and the related cloudies never make it anywhere cause the guys at cober pedy drink to much of it, and even Tooheys the facist corporatation make something plausable. Even XXXX is a ridiculas joke, in australia its a corporate name for a range of beers, here it's constantly miss named "castleman XXXX" and it's one beer in a form that wouldnt be sold in australia...too bloody weak monkey urine.
I have to tell my joke here...
Why is XXXX called XXXX... because queenslanders can't spell beer. (Bah dom cha)
Wines are a subjects all of there own, I can't get passed driving around France stopping every few hours trying diffrent things though, that is bloody special, you can do similar things in australia but the millage is stupid and it invloves crossing time lines.
And vegimite is still better because I say so! And im sorry but a very large portion of english people(and thankfully not most of the people I know) do eat complete rubbish and have no taste, I take as my evidence Farmfoods, Thankfully you have some educated chef's doing there outmost to try and educate a few of the masses that they need not eat crap, Did anyone catch the Chocolate fruit cake last night on Nigel, ugly women she may be but shes a damn fine chef.
Look at what you can do with the cooked English Breakfast,
Tescos bargain base sausages or a proper Lincoln Sausage,
Danish water filled or a dry smoked bacon,
Fresh woodland chicken or duck eggs or induced labour Omega 3 jobbies,
Fresh field mushrooms, or the putrid button mushrooms that taste of rubber.
The only thing thats always right is Heinz Baked Beans, I even try to get the home made ones to try and taste the same.
Im reminded of George Orwells In Defence of English Cooking;
It is commonly said, even by the English themselves, that English cooking is the worst in the world. It is supposed to be not merely incompetent, but also imitative...
if anyones interested try here;
http://www.orwell.ru/library/articles/cooking/english/e_dec
As much as I'd love to comtinue the debate i've got breakfast to prepare and neighbours to watch and if anyones completely confused buy any of what I just said don't worry I already stolen a better looking half, and i'll be gone as soon as I make enough money