The Reverend Mad Dave

[maddave]

Just been here.. http://www.ulc.org The Universal Life Church of California and ordained myself as The reverend Mad Dave LOL ): Ya get a certificate and everything Madder than a bus full of meerkats... Amen

Hallelluja brothers and sisters !! (rushes off home to bless his bowdrill set)

 

[Gary]

Does that mean you can turn water into wine? Or at least purify it by the laying of hands??

 

[EdS]

Did that one a few months ago.

I like the idea that you can do weddings and funnerals in some states!

MadDave - wait until you get the stuff literature that comes with the certificate. You can up the title to Bishop,Saint, guru and just about any other religious title you can think of.

 

[Kath]

I guess congratulations are in order, Rev. M Dave! :biggthump

I love this bit:

"NOTICE:

PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR SPAM FILTERS AND POP-UP BLOCKERS PRIOR TO YOUR ORDINATION. THANK YOU."

Not something you hear every day... ! :shock: ):

 

[jakunen]

I can turn wine in to water...

 

[Tantalus]

just as long as you don't start passing the collection plate round

:smashfrea

bottletops and buttons is all i have left

Tant

 

[maddave]

Does that mean you can turn water into wine? Or at least purify it by the laying of hands??

Bloomin eck !! :yikes: I'll give it a go tonight The millbank bag will never be dry on camp LOL :rolmao:

 

[EdS]

Sorry Dave but its bushcraft gear so it will turn wine into good clean water

 

[JakeR]

On Friday 5th of november at 10:50 i was ordained.

You will now refer to my proper title.

Rev. JakeR

):

 

[Kath]

On Friday 5th of november at 10:50 i was ordained.

You will now refer to my proper title.

Rev. Jake Rollnick

):

Congratulations! :biggthump Rev. Rollnick has a ring to it... Have you found your true calling young man? :-D

 

[JakeR]

It does doesn't it!

Can i change my username? :rolmao:

 

[beachlover]

Come on. The only reason he did this was so the Big Man would send down fire for him.
Anyone else would make the Bow or buy the steel!

 

[JakeR]

:?: huh?

 

[beachlover]

The fake Reverend stuff will only offend the Top Man and bring down the Lightening on his tinder.

 

[tomtom]

come on, we all know Rollnick only really did it becuse he was hoping he would get "second sight" and be able to see his WS woodlore on the woodland floor ):

 

[ANDYLASER]

Does this mean we can start our own religion now? One that necessetates the carrying of North Stars?

 

[tomtom]

huumm.. i like the sound of that, The North Star Tribe! :rolmao:

 

[Adi007]

come on, we all know Rollnick only really did it becuse he was hoping he would get "second sight" and be able to see his WS woodlore on the woodland floor ):

:rolmao: ... and healing hands to fix his PC!

 

[JakeR]

its never gonna happen

 

[maddave]

come on, we all know Rollnick only really did it becuse he was hoping he would get "second sight" and be able to see his WS woodlore on the woodland floor ):

MeeeeeeeeeeOwwwwwwwwww !!! :rolmao: