Excellent!A woman's dog is drowning in the sea. A passing German tourist dives in, pulls out the dog, resuscitates it and saves its life.
'Are you a vet?' asked the woman
'Vet?' said the German 'Im f...ing soaked!'
A rather disheveled man is stopped by the police around 1 am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies,I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.
The officer then asks,Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?
The man replies,My wife.
And in the same vein:Q What's grey and has a trunk?
A A mouse going on a cruise.
Q What's brown and has a trunk?
A A mouse coming back from a cruise.
Q What has two legs and flies?
A A pair of trousers.
(I knew 30 years experience in Primary Education would come in useful someday!)