Oh deary me; you really can't take a hint can you ?
1) I've cleaned the burn path for over 20 years.....the mess isn't getting any less, so don't preach to me about what I should do; I do more than my share and then some.
I phoned the council because I physically cannot move four huge metal fence panels from 20' down the burnside; they're going to have to bring in a team of workmen to shift that rubbish.
2) This forum is a place to sit and discuss....you know ? talk with people, not cause offence to every one of them
Discussion includes bouncing ideas around; it doesn't really include sounding off at everyone because they don't do things just as you would like; but that appears to be your common behaviour. The internet is very public.
3) You clearly have not paid one bit of heed to the reality of life for most here; and claiming that only those who would post photographic evidence are worthwhile listening to is rather puerile, and again, deserving of the big wooden spoon.
4) The big wooden spoon is given to the biggest stirrer....the one who causes grief by slopping out of the pot and spattering everyone leaving only irritation behind.
You didn't answer the query about how you managed to carry the wet cloth; it does matter since either you actively manage the water or you lose it by not paying attention and behaving appropriately.
M