Well if you really want to know, you all scare the hell out of me.
I'm not that much of a gregarious person even amongst people who are supposedly like me.
I'm an interloper, an intruder, an outsider, at least that is how I feel.
I'm too caggy handed to carve an acceptable spoon, and when the wine is in the wit is definitely out.
I don't own any fancy bushy knife, let alone an axe more gracious than a homebase fiskars. (and worse)
I don't even own a respectable 4WD any more (yes it's Japanese) and most of my "bushcraft" skills (not that I ever considered them such) went out the window years ago. I stopped growing my own food ten years back (no room on a balcony)
You would consider my latest attempt at a hiking staff wierd and a half (which is the way I like it, there are no straight lines in nature)
I'm off to Wales in a weeks time and if I make a fool of myself at least I will do it alone