I make my living demonstrating and talking about the lives of our ancestors to schools and in museums all over Britain and on the continent too. At any time I may have one or two fixed blade knives, a scramseax (about the size of a goluk), two axes, two or three swords and a couple of spears in the van.
Add to this a SAK in my pocket and if I am stopped I look like a mobile armoury.
In transit to work I dont worry too much, entering school premises I always carry paperwork showing the purpose of my visit, so no problem you might think.
Now we get to real life. Most days I leave before six in the morning. As a good neighbor I do not start packing my van at five because it is noisy lumping boxes of equipment and armour about at that time in the morning.
After a days work with 50 or 60 kids I do not particularly feel like emptying the van in the evening either. The end result is that the gear remains in the van between talks on occasion.
Being my only means of transport, that means it travels with me to places where I may not be working, for example, suppose I have finished a presentation to a school and make a detour to a supermarket intending to do some shopping before travelling home. I am now not engaged directly in my work, nor am I travelling directly to or from my work. Even worse, suppose I have two consecutive days work and decide not to unload and reload the van between these times. I have no other transport, so any other journey made in the evening, such as taking the dog to the park, would now constitute an offence without any real form of defence.
Keeping a low profile does not seem to be much help for me either. Perhaps it is because I often have to set out early or perhaps it is because I look like some kind of long haired, dope smoking hippy driving a shiny van (A Viking perhaps?..) I do get stopped regularly by the police.
I remain courteous and so far the searches to my van have been cursory, but sooner or later Im likely to be found in possession of said equipment.
I usually carry a copy of my criminal records bureaux enhanced disclosure but that only proves I have no record so far.
I seem to be in a cleft stick here. My fate and that of my business hangs on the judgement of an officer out there that does not know me from Adam.
Even if these matters could be sorted out in court there is the impact to my business that such an arrest and court case could make.
Firstly I would be delayed from arriving at my customers premises. Since I would only be allowed one call (probably needed for a solicitor) I would be unable to inform them about this until too late.
Further to this, I dread to think what such an arrest would do to my ability to gain CRB. disclosure, which is very much a requirement for my working in schools with upwards of 6000 children a year.
Of course the resulting media coverage of Sword wielding maniac arrested at Tescos would destroy any remaining reputation I had left. You can imagine the tabloids caring very little that said sword was never wielded and in fact remained firmly locked away in the car park.
This may all sound a little paranoid but that reflects my growing concern about my legal position.
I'm afraid seeing the growing media coverage of "knife related incidents" and the political reactions to it makes me very nervous indeed.