OzaawaaMigiziNini said:
I like that idea, let's just hope my question ain't asked. "Ray, now be honest... what type of underwear do you suggest for bushcraft?"
Been haunting me for years now
Rough briefs, woven from nettle twine.
I imagine.
Oh God - maybe he goes commando! I wouldn't want to know that - it's too much information. Perhaps the question should not be asked after all.
I think my questions would be: "Although bushcraft is composed of many skills, is there any single skill you feel is critical to successful enjoyment of the natural environment? And that skill can be either practical, mental, observation or knowledge-based."
Or maybe, "What's your favourite drink?"
I met him briefly at the end of the first 'stand-up' night he did at Tunbridge - I had rehearsed what I was going to say (along the lines of 'Great respect for your teachings, oh master', 'Who would win in a fight between Mors and the Bushtucker Man?', etc) but lost it totally when it was our turn - my mind went blank.
I think I mumbled something along the lines of 'I like your telly programme, Mr Mears. Could you sign my books and DVDs, please?'
He'll remember my incisive and quick-witted rhetoric for the rest of his life, I reckon.
What made it worse was my wife was chatting away to him quite happily whilst I stood there, tongue-tied like an awkward 'Kevin The Teenager'.
Anyway, back to the point...I know Tony has some interviews lined up for the site and the mag - I pestered him a while back. He's keeping it all very close to his chest...so, you never know...maybe the pants question will be resolved after all...