Mykle Hawke+T.O.P.S Hellion survival knife.

[Retired Member southey]

my connection is being dreadfully slow, no vid till tomorrow.

 

[tetra_neon]

Haha great thread - but to carry this knife properly, you'd need a thick Southern US accent

I would feel more comfortable if you wore an urban camo bandana (the one that came free with your Action Man knife... um, I mean, Mike Hawk - "My c**k" indeed! - Hellion Survival Sword during your review of the knife please! Even if you stayed behind the camera, it would just make me happier to know this, haha

Just kidding . When the Nuclear Cannibal Zombie Apocalypse goes down, we're all with you man!

 

[Retired Member southey]

Hahahahaaaaa, if there ever was an apocalypse, and i survived, i would want it to be like "Day of the Jugger" type world, I would of course play the Rutger character.

 

[tetra_neon]

More of a Kevin Kostner Waterworld kind of bloke myself. I bet I could whittle myself a nice pair of gills with that sweet sabre of yours!!

There are some truly formidable tools on that website. What the dickens is this?! http://www.topsknives.com/product_info.php?cPath=7&products_id=223

or this http://www.topsknives.com/product_info.php?cPath=16&products_id=140 in a camo finish!

 

[Retired Member southey]

Hahaha, I think the hellion is borderline useful, but that atax? I think the title says it all, "Ron Hood's Super Multi-Purpose Tool"

 

[Retired Member southey]

It's uploaded, took all night, this is the first time i've put a video up, so it's in no way serious, just a quick(ish) look at the knife and an intro to Toilet reviews, there will be outdoor vids to follow while i learn to use the knife. So here goes, Don't be gentle(I like it rough!)
[video=youtube;pAw7C4XWvM0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAw7C4XWvM0[/video]

 

[Stew]

Southey - love you!!

 

[Pepperana]

I like it man! I like your positive human attitude!

 

[Retired Member southey]

Southey - love you!!

Hahaha, is it because I'm pretty?

 

[JonathanD]

[video=youtube;RA06Z5e1ZFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA06Z5e1ZFc&feature=related[/video]

 

[Stew]

Hahaha, is it because I'm pretty?

Bloomin' gorgeous.

 

[Johnnyboy1971]

Do you always keep your axe on the back of the loo?

Loved the whistle section

 

[Retired Member southey]

Why does that music bring memories of playing sonic the hedge pig on a mega drive? hahahaha cheers Jon,

Do you always keep your axe on the back of the loo?

Yes, you know what its like after a good Guinness night.

 

[JonathanD]

I think Toilet reviews are the future.

 

[Retired Member southey]

They will continue until I finally make my garage presentable(nine months after moving and still it's a tip). I tried to write a review but as you can see I have enough trouble speaking. I have found a secluded spot to try and figure out if i can learn to use the knife as it is supposed to be used. As you can all see I am in no way any kind of expert( on any thing) I just like playing.

 

[lou1661]

That is superb Dave! In the next installment can we have a close up of the saw back and the toilet roll holder?
and great camera work Mukwa!

 

[Retired Member southey]

Hahaha Of course we can, Muk is getting better though her zoom and track needs work.

 

[lou1661]

with regards to the chopping power, could it fell the mightest tree in the forest faster than a man with a herring?

 

[Retired Member southey]

No, that is a test that will never be fair, a Herringed man is just to fast. unless surrounded by a white picket fence.

 

[EmmaD]

I am slowly warming to you Southey. You are quite fit.