More mystery parcels..
- Thread starter John Fenna
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... you always were a tease John.
Was your 92 year old aunt shocked by any of the contents?
Bemused but not "shocked"...
Yes - I contained the explosion and all fallout was removed from the premises in a sealed container, obviating the need to give the building a full decontamination!
Now that Xmas day is over and hopefully all the mystery parcels are in it is time for you all to do your bit 
If you want to know what was in the parcels you need to get your wallets out ...
Last year I was sent umpteen Pink Plastic Sporks in Pink Plastic Spork Cases (
) and my good fiend Mesquite organised a charity donation site, to which your donations (bribes) were sent in order to convince me to release the incriminating photos of me actually using/wearing the said Pink Plastic Sporks and Pink Plastic Spork cases.
Over £150 was raised for a Breast Cancer Charity (ruling colour of the charity - Pink ... so a logical choice!)
I have asked Mesquite to organise a Charity Donation site to help me get brave enough to release this years photos.... once again the items in question are Pink so again the Charity will be for Breast Cancer ....
Now the conditions!
You already know that the items are Pink .... I will also let you know that I have received over 60 individual items! (not all are of the same kind of description, size, shape, material or fluffiness)...
If you want to see the items and know what they are, you will collectively need to raise £50 for the charity.
If you want to see me using/wearing/ handling the items (without gloves) you will need to raise £150.
Once you have managed that, those who have helped raise the £150 will be able to acquire a part of the collection by sending me proof of donation, their postal address and £1 to help defray the postal costs. I will then send a random part of the collection - complete with all necessary Personal protection equipment. The most generous of the donors will also get a "mystery bonus gift" that was not part of these mystery packages!
Some of you maniacs will already know what some of these items are - I doubt that anyone knows what they all are!
There is no chance that I will be able to ensure that you get back the items you sent yourself - even if I do know who you are (I will wreak my revenge on named contributors to this Xmas carnage in my own way in my own time) so everyone who replies/donates will have a surprise of sorts!
If any of the items are left over/unclaimed I will dispose of them at the Moot!
Right - search for Mesquites Charity Donation thread (do not panic if it is not up yet - give him time ....) - and get your money flowing!
If you want to know what was in the parcels you need to get your wallets out ...
Last year I was sent umpteen Pink Plastic Sporks in Pink Plastic Spork Cases (
) and my good fiend Mesquite organised a charity donation site, to which your donations (bribes) were sent in order to convince me to release the incriminating photos of me actually using/wearing the said Pink Plastic Sporks and Pink Plastic Spork cases.Over £150 was raised for a Breast Cancer Charity (ruling colour of the charity - Pink ... so a logical choice!)
I have asked Mesquite to organise a Charity Donation site to help me get brave enough to release this years photos.... once again the items in question are Pink
so again the Charity will be for Breast Cancer ....Now the conditions!
You already know that the items are Pink .... I will also let you know that I have received over 60 individual items! (not all are of the same kind of description, size, shape, material or fluffiness)...
If you want to see the items and know what they are, you will collectively need to raise £50 for the charity.
If you want to see me using/wearing/ handling the items (without gloves) you will need to raise £150.
Once you have managed that, those who have helped raise the £150 will be able to acquire a part of the collection by sending me proof of donation, their postal address and £1 to help defray the postal costs. I will then send a random part of the collection - complete with all necessary Personal protection equipment. The most generous of the donors will also get a "mystery bonus gift" that was not part of these mystery packages!
Some of you maniacs will already know what some of these items are - I doubt that anyone knows what they all are!
There is no chance that I will be able to ensure that you get back the items you sent yourself - even if I do know who you are (I will wreak my revenge on named contributors to this Xmas carnage in my own way in my own time) so everyone who replies/donates will have a surprise of sorts!
If any of the items are left over/unclaimed I will dispose of them at the Moot!
Right - search for Mesquites Charity Donation thread (do not panic if it is not up yet - give him time ....) - and get your money flowing!
Last year I was sent umpteen Pink Plastic Sporks in Pink Plastic Spork Cases (
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I have asked Mesquite to organise a Charity Donation site to help me get brave enough to release this years photos.... I have received over 60 individual items! (not all are of the same kind of description, size, shape, material or fluffiness)...
Two questions John ... What was the percentage increase? And are you looking you looking forward to Christmas 2014?
If I remember rightly John got 7 sporks... so if he got over 60 items that's a nine fold increase in last year...
Based on that my maths brains isn't good enough to work out how many items he's likely to receive.
Is it something like 700+ ?
... and how do you currently feel about Valentine's Day?
You are evil!
Pure unmitigated evil!
S'not me who's instigated the Christmas Rampage
~ and I have no idea what any future machiavellian pinkish plans might be ... merely an observation that you seem to get gifts to mark both national and personally important dates ... .But I must admit, after last year, to having a sneaking suspicion that pink might be involved and that might have influenced my choice of 'make up for the unknown senders postage error' gift orientation
. But, again, I suspect that you also considered it highly likely that pink would be an orientating factor in whatever the gifts would be 
Now that Xmas day is over and hopefully all the mystery parcels are in it is time for you all to do your bit
If you want to know what was in the parcels you need to get your wallets out ...
Last year I was sent umpteen Pink Plastic Sporks in Pink Plastic Spork Cases ( ) and my good fiend Mesquite organised a charity donation site, to which your donations (bribes) were sent in order to convince me to release the incriminating photos of me actually using/wearing the said Pink Plastic Sporks and Pink Plastic Spork cases.
Over £150 was raised for a Breast Cancer Charity (ruling colour of the charity - Pink ... so a logical choice!)
I have asked Mesquite to organise a Charity Donation site to help me get brave enough to release this years photos.... once again the items in question are Pink so again the Charity will be for Breast Cancer ....
Now the conditions!
You already know that the items are Pink .... I will also let you know that I have received over 60 individual items! (not all are of the same kind of description, size, shape, material or fluffiness)...
If you want to see the items and know what they are, you will collectively need to raise £50 for the charity.
If you want to see me using/wearing/ handling the items (without gloves) you will need to raise £150.
Once you have managed that, those who have helped raise the £150 will be able to acquire a part of the collection by sending me proof of donation, their postal address and £1 to help defray the postal costs. I will then send a random part of the collection - complete with all necessary Personal protection equipment. The most generous of the donors will also get a "mystery bonus gift" that was not part of these mystery packages!
Some of you maniacs will already know what some of these items are - I doubt that anyone knows what they all are!
There is no chance that I will be able to ensure that you get back the items you sent yourself - even if I do know who you are (I will wreak my revenge on named contributors to this Xmas carnage in my own way in my own time) so everyone who replies/donates will have a surprise of sorts!
If any of the items are left over/unclaimed I will dispose of them at the Moot!
Right - Mesquites Charity Donation thread - http://www.justgiving.com/Steve-Harral1 get your money flowing!
If you want to know what was in the parcels you need to get your wallets out ...
Last year I was sent umpteen Pink Plastic Sporks in Pink Plastic Spork Cases (
) and my good fiend Mesquite organised a charity donation site, to which your donations (bribes) were sent in order to convince me to release the incriminating photos of me actually using/wearing the said Pink Plastic Sporks and Pink Plastic Spork cases.Over £150 was raised for a Breast Cancer Charity (ruling colour of the charity - Pink ... so a logical choice!)
I have asked Mesquite to organise a Charity Donation site to help me get brave enough to release this years photos.... once again the items in question are Pink
so again the Charity will be for Breast Cancer ....Now the conditions!
You already know that the items are Pink .... I will also let you know that I have received over 60 individual items! (not all are of the same kind of description, size, shape, material or fluffiness)...
If you want to see the items and know what they are, you will collectively need to raise £50 for the charity.
If you want to see me using/wearing/ handling the items (without gloves) you will need to raise £150.
Once you have managed that, those who have helped raise the £150 will be able to acquire a part of the collection by sending me proof of donation, their postal address and £1 to help defray the postal costs. I will then send a random part of the collection - complete with all necessary Personal protection equipment. The most generous of the donors will also get a "mystery bonus gift" that was not part of these mystery packages!
Some of you maniacs will already know what some of these items are - I doubt that anyone knows what they all are!
There is no chance that I will be able to ensure that you get back the items you sent yourself - even if I do know who you are (I will wreak my revenge on named contributors to this Xmas carnage in my own way in my own time) so everyone who replies/donates will have a surprise of sorts!
If any of the items are left over/unclaimed I will dispose of them at the Moot!
Right - Mesquites Charity Donation thread - http://www.justgiving.com/Steve-Harral1 get your money flowing!
Come on folks... get your money out.
I've got a small mystery gift for the first person to do a donation
Donate Here
I've got a small mystery gift for the first person to do a donation
Donate Here
For a great cause and a good laugh
If I can donate, the rest of you can too
Nice one Albus
You were the first so let me have your address so I can get your gift off to you
Come on folks, we're halfway to seeing what John got for Christmas. With a bit of luck we'll find out tonight
Now that Xmas day is over and hopefully all the mystery parcels are in it is time for you all to do your bit
If you want to know what was in the parcels you need to get your wallets out ...
Last year I was sent umpteen Pink Plastic Sporks in Pink Plastic Spork Cases (
Over £150 was raised for a Breast Cancer Charity (ruling colour of the charity - Pink ... so a logical choice!)
I have asked Mesquite to organise a Charity Donation site to help me get brave enough to release this years photos.... once again the items in question are Pink
Now the conditions!
You already know that the items are Pink .... I will also let you know that I have received over 60 individual items! (not all are of the same kind of description, size, shape, material or fluffiness)...
If you want to see the items and know what they are, you will collectively need to raise £50 for the charity.
If you want to see me using/wearing/ handling the items (without gloves) you will need to raise £150.
Once you have managed that, those who have helped raise the £150 will be able to acquire a part of the collection by sending me proof of donation, their postal address and £1 to help defray the postal costs. I will then send a random part of the collection - complete with all necessary Personal protection equipment. The most generous of the donors will also get a "mystery bonus gift" that was not part of these mystery packages!
Some of you maniacs will already know what some of these items are - I doubt that anyone knows what they all are!
There is no chance that I will be able to ensure that you get back the items you sent yourself - even if I do know who you are (I will wreak my revenge on named contributors to this Xmas carnage in my own way in my own time) so everyone who replies/donates will have a surprise of sorts!
If any of the items are left over/unclaimed I will dispose of them at the Moot!
Right - Mesquites Charity Donation thread - http://www.justgiving.com/Steve-Harral1 get your money flowing!
OK - I said I would let you know what the items were when it reached £50 ... well at the moment it stands at £80 donated and here are the stills!
So there you have it - pink paracord braclets, monkey's fists, zip pull extenders (?) - even some leather pouches ... not to mention pink PEGS!
If you want to see me opening the various parcels then start giving more dosh!
If you want to see me wearing them on Xmas Day - get the total up to £150!
OK - I said I would let you know what the items were when it reached £50 ... well at the moment it stands at £80 donated and here are the stills!
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So there you have it - pink paracord braclets, monkey's fists, zip pull extenders (?) - even some leather pouches ... not to mention pink PEGS!
If you want to see me opening the various parcels then start giving more dosh!
If you want to see me wearing them on Xmas Day - get the total up to £150!
OMG!!! That is a serious collection of pink there, no wonder you want them out of your house
Do I spy lips in amongst the collection?
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