More mystery parcels..

[John Fenna]

First Pink Plastic Sporks in Pink Plastic Spork Cases, then Skull Shaped Shot Glasses and now...
I am not sure what it is as it says not to open it until 25th Dec...
It purports to be from Father Christmas
The stamp was not franked - so no clue there - and there was not even a Post Code return addy on the back....
I hope that it is something that I can safely open in front of my 90 year old Auntie!

 

[Clouston98]

You must have a secret admirer, lol !

 

[Man of Tanith]

If your 90yr old aunt is anything like my 91 yr old grandfather shes probably unshockable John

 

[HHazeldean]

Oooooh exciting stuff there, you clearly do have a secret admirer haha!

 

[decorum]

stalker? (Not the Auntie!)


At least it's free, it'd be awful if someone failed to cover the whole cost of postage :yikes:




(Which would be out of line and wasn't a suggestion!)

 

[Stringmaker]

Do you have any contacts in the NHS with access to an MRI scanner?

 

[Mesquite]

Do you have any contacts in the NHS with access to an MRI scanner?

That's cheating...

John's got to be a good boy and wait patiently until Christmas to see what Santa sent him

 

[Dave Budd]

I'm sure it won't be the only mystery gift this year

it's because we all love you so much!

 

[udamiano]

Yes John you don't want to be added to the naughty list.

 

[decorum]

Yes John you don't want to be added to the naughty list.

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On the list? He writes it!

 

[Man of Tanith]

My eyes!!!!!
How does that blasted photo keep appearing?
Some one pass the mind bleach please

 

[Mesquite]

I'm sure it won't be the only mystery gift this year

it's because we all love you so much!

I wonder how many he's going to get.

Maybe we ought to run a sweepstake and the nearest one gets a prize from John

 

[Clouston98]

On the list? He writes it!

!

 

[John Fenna]

I wonder how many he's going to get.

Maybe we ought to run a sweepstake and the nearest one gets a prize from John

 

[Man of Tanith]

Wonder what the prize may be?

 

[decorum]

How does that blasted photo keep appearing?

Because some daft beggar keeps posting it .

Wonder what the prize may be?

 

[Mesquite]

You obviously like the sound of that John so my guess is 48


John Fenna Secret Santa Parcel Sweepstake

Mesquite 48

 

[Dave Budd]

I wonder how many he's going to get.

Maybe we ought to run a sweepstake and the nearest one gets a prize from John

ooh. How popular do we think John is? How well Fenna-rated will he be?!

At least a dozen I reckon

 

[John Fenna]

Only 3 so far - 2 annony-mouse and one (more worryingly) from D Budd esq!:yikes:

 

[Mesquite]

Only 3 so far - 2 annony-mouse and one (more worryingly) from D Budd esq!:yikes:

Still plenty of time before Christmas John