Of course I won't tell you, it'll spoil the surprise
However, I can truthfully say I only know for certain what's in my parcel John
More mystery parcels..
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Come along to the amazing Summer Moot (21st July - 2nd August), a festival of bushcrafting and camping in a beautiful woodland PLEASE CLICK HERE for more information.
Of course I won't tell you, it'll spoil the surprise
However, I can truthfully say I only know for certain what's in my parcel John
I can truthfully state that the contents of the parcel I've sent you is, in fact, rather rarer than gold!
And most (if not all) who have seen it are wholly thankful of its rarity
:evilangel:
That was not written on a blank cheque, so is invalid!
My Aunt, being the only one with any money in the family, is also known by me(sole inheritor), her and all who know us as "John's Pension Fund"... if I get her upset and it all goes to a Cat's Home then forgiveness is not on the books!:AR15firin
Better pack a dust sheet or open them outside in that case, oh and stand well back as well
When do you head off to your Aunt?
Better pack a dust sheet or open them outside in that case, oh and stand well back as well
When do you head off to your Aunt?
We were going to go today - but the weather is so bad we are postponing until tomorrow when the forecast is not so bad....
No parcels in the post today
No parcels in the post today
So either no more or the possibility of coming home to some more after your break ...
We were going to go today - but the weather is so bad we are postponing until tomorrow when the forecast is not so bad....
No parcels in the post today
Wise move... it's already blowing up a storm here and probably going to get worse
There's still tomorrow to go...
Plus as you drive home you'll have the joy of thinking will any more arrive in the days after Christmas
There's still tomorrow to go...
Plus as you drive home you'll have the joy of thinking will any more arrive in the days after Christmas
And if last year's anything to go by, on the way back, John might like to listen to a bit of ...
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Beggary!
A neighbour just hand delivered on that had been miss-delivered!
Added to that we just had a power cut - if you cannot go to the bushcraft environment the bushcraft environment comes to you!
The only distraction caused by the cut was I could not post here!
A neighbour just hand delivered on that had been miss-delivered!
Added to that we just had a power cut - if you cannot go to the bushcraft environment the bushcraft environment comes to you!
The only distraction caused by the cut was I could not post here!
And if last year's anything to go by, on the way back, John might like to listen to a bit of ...
That I like! - music to my ears?
Beggary!
A neighbour just hand delivered on that had been miss-delivered!
Added to that we just had a power cut - if you cannot go to the bushcraft environment the bushcraft environment comes to you!
The only distraction caused by the cut was I could not post here!
19 and counting... will John be able to get away in the morning before any more arrives?
Tune in for tomorrows exciting episode
19 and counting... will John be able to get away in the morning before any more arrives?
Tune in for tomorrows exciting episode
We are having a dawn start!
Unfortunately John won't be able to as there's no internet access at his Aunts.
So we'll have to sit and wait until he's home in a few days
Home now - and another parcel on my mat!
I think I will keep you waiting until tomorrow though.....
I think I will keep you waiting until tomorrow though.....
... you always were a tease John. Was your 92 year old aunt shocked by any of the contents?
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