...Well, I think I want to be stuffed and placed in a nice armchair in the living room. I think that'd be nicer for the wife than having her buried alive with me inside my pyramid, or whatever the peasants decide to build in my honour...
Wicker Man?
...Well, I think I want to be stuffed and placed in a nice armchair in the living room. I think that'd be nicer for the wife than having her buried alive with me inside my pyramid, or whatever the peasants decide to build in my honour...
They certainly are an investment regardless.TeeDee, these were all bought yonks ago when much, much cheaper.
And certain relatives helped me lots.
(and I doubt I will need one Acre, let alone ten...)
Good shout for the Sustainability Centre. It’s not far from here and where both my parents wish to be interred in cardboard coffins. It’s also lovely it’s almost right on The South Downs Way, an ancient path.I have passed through this place a few times on walks, it is a lovely spot on the South Downs
https://www.sustainability-centre.org/information-pack.html
Five years ago there were rumblings about the UK setting up it's own body farm. Still seems to not have happened.
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Forensic expert slams the UK's failure to set up a human 'body farm'
A UK human body farm could help put murderers behind bars and stop them from killing again, says a forensic expert formerly at Staffordshire University in Stoke-on-Trent.www.dailymail.co.uk
I was gonna make one of those "I've been burying bodies in the woods for years" kinda gags, but thought better of it...Not any official ones anyway...
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I was gonna make one of those "I've been burying bodies in the woods for years" kinda gags, but thought better of it...
like "Soylent Green" stuff...Its just 'stuff'
Personally I believe the actual place where you take your last breath is more important than the final resting place of your decomposing biological matter. (or ashes) but what happens post mortem to your remains is more for the living than for the deceased.
I made the decision some time ago that should I develope a cancer or some other terminal desease I would not seek treatment & continue up to the point where life would be impossible & then chose a place, outdoors of course, & end it on my terms. Hopefully it would be months if not years, before my rotting carcass would be found.
I know our deaths are never as we planned & I just hope I can avoid kicking the bucket in a hospital, it is difficult to imagine a more banal & soulless ending & I've never come to terms with being a statistic.
Prehaps I'm shelfish but I can't say I've ever given a thought about my funeral, however I'm always on the look out for a good place to die.
Nice sentiment.
Only issue I can see with it is that one may not possess a robust enough , capable enough ability to GET to those kind of wonderful places once one starts feeling their life force ebb away.