If you are gonna try this out Ash, use golden web (
Nephila) spiderwebs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_silk_orb-weaver
Are those fish really called "long Tom's"? Never heard of that

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It reminds me of a book in which the custom of cannibalism in the pacific was discussed (I think it was "the Happy isles of Oceania", by Paul Theroux). Some of the islanders that practiced it used to call the flesh "long pig" as human flesh apparently tasted like pig. He even suggests that there's a correlation between the former cannibalistic practices and the popularity of spam on the same islands...
Cheers,
Tom