"Gasp...gasp... I made it. Home safe. It can't get me here. I think I shook it off back there... it came out of nowhere... so fast. It was... it was horrible...those teeth, the smell of its breath... if the dog hadn't defended me I... my god, the dog. The poor dog. When the lead went slack I just ran... I could hear it behind me... I've never run so fast...ran till I couldn't hear it any more. Lost it about half a mile back. Got to tell someone... describe it, warn people...
What's that? The window! My god, no! Get back! Get away! Noooooooooo........"
Hahaha! That had me cracking up