id take....
the dog
my knife
plastic tarp/sheeting
I read that as plastic sheep/tarping...
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Excellent first two choices.
A bed of nails.
Blow up sheep.
Camcorder.
That made oi larrf!
I reckon Dave569's initial idea was fairly ambitious. Quite handy to have against an orbital death ray control centre too. Although all you really need to take out such a centre is a borrowed AT-ST, a wookie and some Ewoks.
Need I remind you, the result of that Star Wars test for "which character are you like?", was Luke Skywalker... (huffs on and polishes fingernails on T shirt)
I'd take;
1 - Toddy; she knows herbal remedies, booze recipes, songs, poems and knows how to make everything from a grass skirt to a 5 star palm frond lean to and everything else in between.
2 - That irritating Geordie bloke that did the voice overs on the adverts etc for Big Brother. Just so every evening I could say "Howay! Toneet on the desert eeland.." and then punch his lights out.
3 - Everybody else's choices except the Guitar. What point is there in having a Geetar when there is no cheese to slice?...
Those who know me, may be surprised that I didn't say I'd take the dog. Without going into all the why's and wherefore's, all I'll say is he'd find me. Trust me, he'd find me...
EDIT to No.3;
Unlike JonathanD, I certainly wouldn't take Elefant Jon. I don't care how popular his versions of candle in the wind were.