Desert Island

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gregorach

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Sep 15, 2005
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Edinburgh
You folks need more ambition:

1. Orbital death ray control centre (with shark tank).
2. Army of mooks.
3. Satellite phone with the UN Security Council on speed dial.

Anything else I need I reckon I should be able to acquire with these 3...
 

featherstick

Forager
May 21, 2008
113
0
South East
You folks need more ambition:

1. Orbital death ray control centre (with shark tank).
2. Army of mooks.
3. Satellite phone with the UN Security Council on speed dial.

Anything else I need I reckon I should be able to acquire with these 3...

In that case, I'm taking:

A reversible tuxedo;
A watch with a built-in laser; and
An inexhaustible supply of one liners.
 

locum76

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Oct 9, 2005
2,772
9
47
Kirkliston
You folks need more ambition:

I reckon Dave569's initial idea was fairly ambitious. Quite handy to have against an orbital death ray control centre too. Although all you really need to take out such a centre is a borrowed AT-ST, a wookie and some Ewoks.
 

Miyagi

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Aug 6, 2008
2,298
5
South Queensferry
id take....

the dog
my knife
plastic tarp/sheeting

I read that as plastic sheep/tarping...

suranne jones , sophie marceau and jessica simpson

Excellent first two choices.

A bed of nails.
Blow up sheep.
Camcorder.

That made oi larrf!

I reckon Dave569's initial idea was fairly ambitious. Quite handy to have against an orbital death ray control centre too. Although all you really need to take out such a centre is a borrowed AT-ST, a wookie and some Ewoks.

Need I remind you, the result of that Star Wars test for "which character are you like?", was Luke Skywalker... (huffs on and polishes fingernails on T shirt)

I'd take;

1 - Toddy; she knows herbal remedies, booze recipes, songs, poems and knows how to make everything from a grass skirt to a 5 star palm frond lean to and everything else in between.
2 - That irritating Geordie bloke that did the voice overs on the adverts etc for Big Brother. Just so every evening I could say "Howay! Toneet on the desert eeland.." and then punch his lights out.
3 - Everybody else's choices except the Guitar. What point is there in having a Geetar when there is no cheese to slice?...

Those who know me, may be surprised that I didn't say I'd take the dog. Without going into all the why's and wherefore's, all I'll say is he'd find me. Trust me, he'd find me...

EDIT to No.3;

Unlike JonathanD, I certainly wouldn't take Elefant Jon. I don't care how popular his versions of candle in the wind were.
 
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Miyagi

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Aug 6, 2008
2,298
5
South Queensferry
Johnnytheboy knows his onions about desert/deserted islands...

Cambuskenneth, Cambusbarron, Camelon, Grangemouth, Falkirk and the slip road (canal extension) to the Avon, leading to the Forth.

A desert island reminds him of the Mannequi, Reids, Coasters and the Argyle Bar.

Sorry, forgot Rosie O'Grady's...
 

locum76

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Oct 9, 2005
2,772
9
47
Kirkliston
In Clackmannan the only three things you need are a flack jacket, a fish supper and a bus fare to get out of dodge.
 

johnnytheboy

Native
Aug 21, 2007
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14
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Falkirk
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LOL Cunny Funt :-D

Plenty of deserted islands you can visit on a day trip, or night out as you put it lol

Come on sportsters is the new in place lol

Johnnytheboy knows his onions about desert/deserted islands...

Cambuskenneth, Cambusbarron, Camelon, Grangemouth, Falkirk and the slip road (canal extension) to the Avon, leading to the Forth.

A desert island reminds him of the Mannequi, Reids, Coasters and the Argyle Bar.

Sorry, forgot Rosie O'Grady's...
 

Barn Owl

Old Age Punk
Apr 10, 2007
8,245
5
58
Ayrshire
Mine would be (in seriousness)..

Parang
Largish billy
Ferro rod

In wish list..

Bushcraft Betty
Load of baccy
Tanker of Guiness
 

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