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Billy was known for his largesse, but his horse was actually fatter...

C'moan the Hoops!!!

Snigger...

Liam

I was in for a meal the other night when six fellows with Celtic/Hibee scarves came in and started singing at my table,
I didn't know what was going on until I checked the menu...

All dishes are accompanied by a medley of vegetables..:o

Sorry but funny..:lmao:
 
Hahhahahah - comedy gold Tam!

Never mind the auld firm banter.

As a Chef - "a medley of vegetables" = whatever's still left in the chest freezer...
 
Give me a can of red stripe in Vicar Street (Rialto) and i'm happy, whats in Newmarket street? a shop that sell wheel trims and the taxi rank?

Coasters and being able to spell the pubs you have been in confirms its an age thing lol


Sportsters? (Why does that spelling look wrong?)

Sport-sters? (Better, or is it my age?)

Is that "Pennys/Pennies" Bar above Coasters?

Shudders....

Nah, you'll be aw hoi tee toity in Newmarket St...
 
Give me a can of red stripe in Vicar Street (Rialto) and i'm happy, whats in Newmarket street? a shop that sell wheel trims and the taxi rank?

Coasters and being able to spell the pubs you have been in confirms its an age thing lol

Vicar St? Where I saw Star Wars 6 times in a row and Grease 9 times in a row?

I got chucked out 8 times for being a better dancer than John Revolting.

Rialto? Was it a den of iniquity/gambling? Fiches(sp?) on Manor St - near the Cafe and the pet shop.

Walk west past them and ye enter Newmarket St and the Newmarket Bar.

It was so dull we called it "The Chloroform".

I pulled many times in there...
 
I lived on Cumbrae in the Firth of Clyde for 3 years, so I'm able to translate, but others may not be so fortunate. Shouldn't this thread be in English? ;) :p :angel:

Great banter lads :35:
 
I lived on Cumbrae in the Firth of Clyde for 3 years, so I'm able to translate, but others may not be so fortunate. Shouldn't this thread be in English? ;) :p :angel:

Great banter lads :35:

Hmm..Cumbrae and Pontypool..

I'm sayin' nothin'...:viking: :p
 
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I have simple needs so:

A years supply of Fortnum & Mason luxury food and drink hampers

Wind up radio so I can listen to the World Service

A 'Real Doll' from real doll dot com
 
hiy ganng just had a thought i would actually take

radio senda and reciever
3 record players with mixes and mikes and linnk up gear for the above sender and reciever
and the last one a vynal copy of every single and album ever to be in the top ten

why cos i could then call the show desert island discs

sorry i will get my coat
 

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